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happiest*
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May 4, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Me: Grandma am i adopted?
Grandma : Idk maby
Me: Grandma are u kidding?
Grandma: No honey no i have to tell the truth...
Me: Wait what ?
Grandma: You're my daughter
Me: Wtf?
Grandma: Yeah but i was so old to have a girl so...
Me: This is not happening to me...
Grandma : You're beautiful just like me babe
Me: Grandma please
Grandma: april's foooooool
Me: wtf we're in may
Grandma : Oh

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 3:29pm UTC

When you see pictures of your
friends, hanging out and you weren't invited

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PrettyMwah
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 8:51am UTC

"I'm no beauty queen,
I'm just beautiful me."

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Lauren🌸*
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April 28, 2013 9:15am UTC

Everything is okay in the end..
if it's not okay
then it's not the e n d..

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ChrisMat
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April 20, 2013 11:15am UTC

Losing him was blue like I’d never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met
But loving him was red.
Red ~ Taylor Swift

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 8:36am UTC

what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?
'imagination'

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:59pm UTC

ADMIT IT when you were little you...
* Drew a sun in the corner of a peice of paper
* Thought your heart was shaped as an <3
* Tried to balance a light switch
* Closed the fridge door really slow to see when the lights went off
* Said "Are we there yet?"
XD

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:53am UTC

I'm 25% funny
"and 85% bad at math"

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e*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:51pm UTC

Dear Love,
What the hell did i do to you?

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 8:27pm UTC

The most stupid mistake I've ever made?
I fell for you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:28am UTC

Mum.. WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL??!
Mum: For music, sport Languages, math. Just for your learning. So you can have a job.
Me: Buttt... mum!!
Me: We have..
Music: Youtube for that.
Sport: Wii
Spanish: Theres dora! ^-^
English: Well everythings shortened anyway. ( brb g2g idk 2morrow)
Math: Why do you think they invented caculators!>
Geogrpay: No probs.. Ill buy a globe.
History: Who cares..? There dead anyway? :/
Mum: - mind turns blank- -.- "sighs"

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 7:53pm UTC

You use Google everyday
but I bet you can't remember
the order of the colors.

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Vanessa15*
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April 17, 2013 5:03am UTC

....When your telling a story and you can finish it because your laughing so hard about the ending.

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im_just_me
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC

When you're excited because you have a notification ,
but then
you realize it was just from yourself.
-_-

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keshamonster3
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 10:35am UTC

I admit I have a lot of clothes,
But I still don’t know what to wear.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Remember when...
none of us care about bras or boys or breakups?
when our hearts were young and had no damage?
when we didn't care if he liked us?
when we didn't know what lockers were like or how your best friend could betray you?
or how your life could crash and burn?
when facebook didn't exist?
when all we cared about was monkey bars and candy and secret handshakes and new bikes and climbing trees and handstand contests?
And I never realized...
just how much i miss those days. . .
until now.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC

To her classmates;
She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
To her friends;
She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
To her best friend;
She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
To her boyfriend;
She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
And to herself;
She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 10:18pm UTC

One day
You'll find a place
Where you belong

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StormForceHeart
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April 13, 2013 10:03am UTC

ever had one of those days when you just can't win?

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