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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. NadRocks NadRocks
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:30am UTC
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  3. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 2:01pm UTC
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  4. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    ✔ Twitter account
    ✔ Facebook account
    ✔ Witty account
    ✔ Tumblr account
    ✔ youtube account
    "Dude, do you have a life!?"
    "OMG, WHAT'S THE LINK!?"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    notmyquote

  5. EmzieWemziex EmzieWemziex
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 11:44am UTC
    Dear William and Kate,
    If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
    Sincerely, curious.

  6. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    ♥--------------------- ---------
    if you can make me
    laugh through a text,
    you've done good
    ----------------------
    -not my format

  7. thats_jocked thats_jocked
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    - Hello? Mom?
    - No. This is Lady Gaga.

  8. lapepe lapepe
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Fav,[♥]
    If you have people's numbers in your phone that you never text/call.

  9. IMAREALGbroa IMAREALGbroa
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    So my boyfriend thinks that
    Star wars is better than
    Winnie the Pooh.
    Prove him wrong?
    Fav for Winnie the Pooh.
    Comment for Star Wars..
    :)

  10. kattquotes12 kattquotes12
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    
    The walk of
    shame..
    When you throw PAPER AT A
    BIN AND MISS.
    click the '♥ ' if that ever
    happens to you..
    ' ' "'""""""""

  11. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    has to have a blanket or sheet touching me
    no matter how EXTREMELY hot it is?

  12. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    prettiEst girl's
    on witty?
    ♥every. single. one. of. you.♥

  13. Emo_gurlieXDDDD Emo_gurlieXDDDD
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 10:32am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    2 yr Old: I Wanna Hear The Monkey Song . .
    Sister: Monkey Song Wtf !?!?
    2 yr Old: Yea -Sings- Today I Dont Feel Like Doing Anything . . .
    Sister: Ohhhh The Monkey Song
    (Lazy Song+ Dancing Monkeys=Monkey Song)
    Gotta Love Those 2yr Olds ♥♥♥


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. daydreamer134 daydreamer134
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 11:01am UTC
    Isn't it ironic
    that when you fold a heart in half, you get a t e a r d r o p ?
    nmq

  16. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Raising a sexy beast is hard...
    My mom would know...♥

  17. kmaceyk97 kmaceyk97
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    crayola
    just added a new crayon to the box.
    it's called...
    JERSEY SHORE ORANGE

  18. Megzy1234 Megzy1234
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:15am UTC
    So i heard they now have a Wal-Mart in China, I wonder if some people look at some of the products and say "hey didn't I make that..."

  19. Teresaaax3 Teresaaax3
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Yesterday;
    My daddy had a heart attack.
    I'm not asking for favs just to make the top quote,
    I need faith. He's in intensive care & might not make it. help me believe there is faith.
    Fave for faith <3

  20. Zacfan413 Zacfan413
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:37am UTC
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?!
    Oops I did it again.
    notmyformat.

:)

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