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softball1029
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Adding "and sh/t" can make anything sound thug
for example:
"So I was playing with my bubbles and sh/t" INSTANT THUG.
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BravoSierra
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July 20, 2012 11:29pm UTC

"Am I on top or bottom?"I whisper as we start a two player game of Mario Kart.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:28pm UTC

When you're seriously trying to watch
something and your family is having a "who can be the loudest" competition.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
Child: .....

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 8:43am UTC

HOW TO GET 134392853 FOLLOWERS IN 3 DAYS:
my name is _________ and i am 15 years young
i know this place is full of girls but i didn't come here
to flirt with them i came here because i want to inspire
people with my quotes .
I am a real boy and I have a fake picture because no good looking 15 year old boy would actually use this website.
i think all girls are beautiful and amazing and i just really want you all to see this so bad. oh and i love followers♥♥♥
BYE BEAUTIFUL.
works everytime^^^^^^

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LaynaMarie316
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Lesson One:
Only Trust People Who
Like Big Butts...
They Cannot Lie.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC

That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Weird things to Do #1
Try to lick the air
Fave if I should do a series.♥

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC

when i was a kid, i knew victoria justice
as "lola martinez" from zoey 101.
not as "tori vega" in victorious.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC

LISTEN UP, WITTY.
I would like to speak up about a few stupid things that everyone is freaking out about.
#1) One Direction.
Now look Directioners, I know how if feels to be passionate about your idol/idols. But I don't sit on here freaking out about them, when they get a girlfriend, or even when they get a freakin' haircut! What do you expect? One of the boys to come up to your door and say "Hey (name), I want to marry you and live happily forever after." Be realistic! AND JUST CALM DOWN ABOUT IT. I must admit, some of the posts on here are cute, and cheer me up, BUT I don't wanna sit on Witty, and see this: "OMFG LOUIS'S HAIR IS UHMAZING."
Just, no.
#2) Freakin' NUTELLA.
I like nutella. But these arguements on here are the stupidest crap I have ever seen. So what if they don't like nutella? WHO CARES?! Noone. Exactly. Cause its just a hazelnut spread, made by a freakin machine.
If you have something bad to say about someone not liking nutella, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
#3) People who don't think there are good top quotes.
Seriously. And who's fault do YOU think it is? Cause I know FOR A FACT that people still express their feelings on here. People still have good stories to tell, and good quotes. Buut no-one never favorites them, thus never getting into the top page.
Awwh, I bet now you wanna hate on me?
How cute. Bashing on someone for expressing their opinion.
For the people who actually have the sense to not freak out TOO MUCH on the above, I salute you on being a good Wittian.
have a nice day.
mf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I'm in love
With a 20 year old.
& I'm only 15 and 10 months....
you guys can judge me for it.
Or sit front row at my wedding

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC

counting people in class
to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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noahwood123
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August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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Goldielocks11
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC

I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

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