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  1. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:16am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #11
    *to Josh*
    Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember she's just a person. I mean girls are just guys without.....Just do good.

  2. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:21am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #12
    Josh: Eighth planet from the sun!
    Drake: They have eight now!?!

  3. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:25am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #13
    Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?!?!?
    Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?
    Helen: Had to. Long story. Not pretty.

  4. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:30am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #14
    Josh: Being at school at night creeps me out.
    Drake: Really, that's how I feel about school during the day.

  5. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 7:37am UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #15
    Walter: You've been known to... act out.
    Drake: Like when?
    Walter: You drove the lawnmower into the living room.
    Drake: BY ACCIDENT!
    Audrey: You filled our swimming pool with lobsters..
    Drake: TO MAKE MONEY!
    Walter: Should I mention the stink bomb at my sister's wedding?
    Drake: Oh come on! Even you hate your sister!

  6. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #10
    *Dangling from the roof*
    Josh: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to heaven and now my life is bad.
    *Looks up*
    You happy Sheldon? We're even now.
    *Offscreen* Walter: JOSH?
    Josh: SHELDON?

  7. danilaxx14 danilaxx14
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Hug me brother!
    Drake&Josh
    fave if you could so see them
    hugging each other right now♥

  8. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    If he's dumb enough to walk away,
    Be smart enough to let him go ♥
    -Drake

  9. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    I WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE
    ONE OF THOSE PRETTY GIRLS THAT ALL OF THE GUYS WANT. A UNICORN.

  10. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #2
    Drake: I make my money the old fashion way.
    Josh: How?
    Drake: Selling your stuff on ebay...
    Josh: Yeah right...
    *Josh looks for his stereo and realizes it's gone*
    Josh: Uhm.. Drake where's my stereo?
    Drake: Wisconsin.

  11. Ducktape986 Ducktape986
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    <<<<<<<
    >>>>>>>
    & who else
    is proud that they
    don't smoke?
    Just me?

  12. cararoxx84 cararoxx84
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    ohhmyygoshh
    fav if...
    You weigh more than 2 pounds
    You often breathe in oxygen
    You are taller than 1'3''
    Your mother gave birth to you
    You hate Rebecca Black (come on, who doesn't?)
    You were born on planet Earth
    You are currently living
    Your heart has this strange habit of beating pretty often
    You have blinked within the past 4 hours
    You are reading this quote
    This is what some of you sound like when asking for favs.
    Really people, earn your favs. Don't ask for them.

  13. Leeanneee Leeanneee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Drake and Josh Quotes #3
    Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
    Worker: Here? At guitar world...?

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:25pm UTC

    But who knows
    maybe one day we'll be perfect for each other

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:05pm UTC

    Sometimes,
    I feel like I can stare at you forever

  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    does anyone else,
    remember that monkey with
    three eyes,
    who popped up on nickelodeon
    & said
    "hi, i'm Paul"

  17. loovetayloor loovetayloor
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    When Hermonie's Love Left Her
    she continued to help harry fight against one of the most powerful wizards of all time
    When Bella's Love Left Her
    she curled up into a fetal position for four months, cried, then jumped off a cliff

  18. gappygirl579 gappygirl579
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Fav this and i'll post 2 nice things about you on your profile and fave 10 of your quotes(:

  19. kEnDaLxoRaEx3 kEnDaLxoRaEx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    Yesterday,
    my friend dared me to call Pizza Hut and ask if it was the Krusty Krab.
    The guy replied, "No, this is Patrick." He laughed and hung up.
    Today, I went to Pizza Hut and the cashier's name was Patrick.
    After giggling for a moment, I put my hand up to ear like a phone and said
    "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" He laughed and replied "No, this is Patrick."
    We high fived. Soulmates?
    I think so.

  20. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    Every packet of
    tampons/pads you buy should come with coupons for free chocolate.
    {♥}

:)

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