I looked at a picture of Caylee Marie, and thought how could anyone hurt that adorable child? She's in a better place now though. Rip Caylee You didn't get what you deserved </3
Drake and Josh Quotes #31 Drake: I'm going to write a note and attach it to it's tail! Josh: Yes, because when I see a squirrel, the first thing I do is check it's tail for messages! Drake: It can't hurt right? Josh: Fine, at least let me do it. I don't trust you with wildlife after what you did to that dolphin... Drake: i just wanted a ride...!
Drake and Josh Quotes #28 Meghan: Okay, you guys are in the eleventh grade and you're playing with a model rocket? Josh: No no no... Drake: Noooo Josh: We're building it so we can drop it off at the.... Drake: The..the... the children's hospital! Josh: The children's hospital! Meghan: Which hospital? Drake: St.... illness Josh: ST ILLNESS? Drake: Fine! We're playing with a model rocket!
Drake and Josh Quotes #27 Drake: Insert the fuel pod into the rocket's...fui......fus.....fu Josh: Sound it out! Drake: Fu.... fuselege Josh: FUSILAGE! Drake: Like I work for NASA!
Drake and Josh Quotes #26 Josh: But we have dates tomorrow Drake: With hot twins! Walter: Tough squash. Drake: ....Squash? Josh: I-I-I don't know, he says things that.... i don't, i don't know...
Drake and Josh Quotes #25 Drake: No I want to do it! You got to put on the nose con! Josh: CONE! Drake: WHATEVER! I just got to say this is my favorite episode ever, and I crack myself up every time I watch it. Drake and Josh is my favorite show ever! Also thanks to everyone reading and faving, it means a lot.
Drake and Josh Quotes #19 Josh: This is the worst birthday ever! Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah? Josh: No.. because it's a little hum-- YES IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH.
Drake and Josh Quotes #17 Papa Nichols: *using slipper as walky-talky* General Patton, sir. I've just been captured by two German nerds. Eric: Oh, no no no no, sir. We're not Germans. Papa Nichols: That's just what a German would say!
Drake and Josh Quotes #16 Mindy: I think when you were a baby, your mother dropped you on your head, then fed you a bottle of stupid juice, then sucked your brain out with a vaccum. Josh: Oh yeah... well, oh yeah.. well oh yeah?!?! Mindy: Great comeback Josh. Josh: OH YEAH?!?
Drake and Josh Quotes #15 Walter: You've been known to... act out. Drake: Like when? Walter: You drove the lawnmower into the living room. Drake: BY ACCIDENT! Audrey: You filled our swimming pool with lobsters.. Drake: TO MAKE MONEY! Walter: Should I mention the stink bomb at my sister's wedding? Drake: Oh come on! Even you hate your sister!