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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pakiprincezz23
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:49pm UTC

In elementary school,
you were considered cool if you squeezed your bag of chips open and it made a really loud sound.

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jess96
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Stop right there.
That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line?
Well I never should have crossed it.

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Cookie Monster:
Me just me you
Dis is crazy
But me love cookies
Gimme, maybe?
Format credit to defe4ted / quote credit onedirection

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brusiesandcutsleavemarks
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:00pm UTC

My boy friend absuses me.
He beat me last night.
I have bruises all up & down my legs, back, shoulders, everywhere thats not noticable.
I just called the cops.
My parents didnt know until now.
My friends didnt know.
No one knew.
Until now.
He said that If I ever told or
left him, he'd make sure I was beaten to death.
Help me Wittians.
I cant do this with out y'all.

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Maddy5423
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC

normal girls:
girl 1: look at my new shirt!
girl 2: omg i love it! where'd you get it?
me and my friends:
friend: look at my witty!
me: omg i love your layout! where'd you get it?!

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behindthissmilexx
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:17am UTC

admit it
when someones mean you spend the next month fighting with them in the shower.
should i do a series?

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Organicgirl
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 3:21pm UTC

How do you organize a space party?
You planet
not my quote.
not my format.

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RyansWitty
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Parents leave the house:
Calls friends to have a party
Pees with the bathroom door
open.

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Time is slipping away,
Away from us so stay.

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noodlekinz
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Why do people only read the quotes that are pretty and has desighns?
Shouldnt it matter more about what they say instead of how they look?
I bet only 10 people read this.

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klee12
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC

When you find what youre looking for
when you're looking for it
. when youre not looking for it
mine ^.^

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 1:50pm UTC

Boy: So I heard you like bad guys.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Well not to impress you or anything but I play wii without the wrist strap(;

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bieberxfever
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC

"What comes after the letter T?"
Normal people: "U."
Me: "Wait.. A, B, C ,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L..."

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theWalrus
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 5:52pm UTC

My day watching TLC:
*Toddlers and Tiaras*
They're like 6, and still prettier than me...
*What not to wear*
Confidence boost!

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Dentist: So, are you doing anything fun for the holiday?
Me: irfirfirrifrifro j9iokdiufuhiuyfi lkjojkkoilooloojsi ljciie
Dentist: Oh, sounds fun!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristagannon
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 1:00am UTC

------------♥------------
90's kids remember...
the dragon tales?
------------♥------------
nmq
nmlk

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:53am UTC

When the internet stops working. . ."What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you!?"
I follow back! ^_^

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Prank Idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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