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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:25am UTC

EVIL BUNNIES WHO WILL TAKE OVER THE INTERNET!
(\(\ /)/)
(>'.') ('.'<)
o((")(")(")("))o
YES THEY WILL! JUST LIKE MOUSTACHED MAN!
:{D

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:14am UTC

More lies:
• I will never lie to you
• Nothing is wrong. I'm fine.
• I love everything about you
• I never knew you called
• My battery died
• I'm on my way
• It wasn't that expensive
• We need that / this.
Have you said any?

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:05am UTC

I don't 'Lose' stuff...
I merly misplace it!

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Proof that the human race is getting stupider
• On a packet of Sainsbury's peanuts: 'warning contains nuts'
* On a hairdryer: 'do not use while sleeping'
• On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
• On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): 'do not turn upside down'
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body'
• On boots children's cough medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'
• On nytol sleep aid: 'Warning: may cause drowsiness'
• On child's superman costume: 'wearing of this garnment does not enable you to fly'
A GENUINE I.T HELPDESK QUERY
Customer: My keyboard is not working.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK.
Helpdesk: Did the computer come with you?
Cutomer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
SEE!

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Sometimes
You have to lose everything you have
To grow and find yourself.
(This hapened to me. For a little info go to my profile)

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Out of:
1 universe
9 planets
204 countries
809 islands
7 seas
I had the privilage to meet you! XD

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I always wanted to be a movie starnohmmmm......How about...A TREENo definatley notAha! i know. A DRAGON!!!!! (true story I always wanted to be a dragon!:D)

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 1:31pm UTC

hey you.
yes, you. stop being unhappy with yourself. you are perfect. stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you like they like someone else. stop trying to get attention from people. stop hating your body, your face your personality, your quirks. love them. without those things you wouldn't be you, and why would you want to be anything else? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw people in. if anyone hate you for smiling then just ignore them. and think 'my happieness will not be determined by what others think'. i'm because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my imperfections. they make me, me. and 'me' is pretty amazing.

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Top 4 lies:
• I'm fine
• I don't 'like' anyone
• That was my last peice of gum
• I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions
Have you said any of these. I have.

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 7:52am UTC

When nothing goes Right...
Go Left
:D

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 4:04am UTC

CURIOUS QUESTIONS?????
• Why isn't 11 called onety-one?
• Do the clothes in china say 'made around the corner'?
• Why are there no fat stickmen?
• Why does an alarm clock go off when it turns on?
WHY?????

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:59am UTC

There are lots of things in life you never realise the importance of it until it is gone....
For example...
TOILET PAPER

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:57am UTC

Have you ever realised that...
• Men say a womens place is in the kitchen... Just remember that is where you keep all the KNIVES!!
• If Plan A doesn't work there is always 25 other letters
• If it is very normal for someone to buy 162 watermelons in maths problems, then HOW does maths help us in real life, unless we buy 162 watermelons?

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:51am UTC

He who laughs last... probably dosen't get the joke.
The shinbone is a very useful object for finding furniture in a blackout.
Dogs have owners, cat have staff. (I know this as we have cats)

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:47am UTC

When people say
'You can't live without love'
I always think
'Isn't oxegen more important??????'

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 2:42am UTC

I think that people should learn that
if you want the rainbow then you have got to put up with the rain!

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Have you ever realised:
That the more you learn
The more you know,
The more you know
The more you forget,
The more you forget
The less you know.
So why learn in the first place?

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Dear Math,
I don't want to solve your problems as I have my own to solve. I am also allergic to you so even if I didn't have problems I couldn't solve yours.
Sincerly
Bored out of my mind student

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Have you ever realised that when
Boys get jelous it is kinda cute.
BUT
When girls get jelous it is the start of World War III !

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phionexflames
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Whoever decided that the saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' has obviously never had a dictonary thrown at them. And it isn't nice!

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