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phionexflames

Status: I want to become a Palaeobiologist

Member Since: 2 Jul 2012 02:10pm

Last Seen: 6 Jun 2014 01:07pm

Gender: F

user id: 314001

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Hi Phionexflames here. I love to read and write, I am also obsessed with dragons. I like funny and inspirational quotes that I can relate to. I have a few close friends including: Gemma, Briony, Annabel, Ela.

Some of my favourite books are: Percy Jacson series, Psuedonymous Bosch series, Hunger Games, How to Train Your Dragon, Gone, Kane Chronicles, Time Riders.

I hope you like my quotes.

  1. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Gravity is dangerous,
    Someone should take care of that!

  2. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    'It takes nothing
    to join the
    crowd.
    It takes
    everything to
    stand alone.'
    - Hans F Hansen

  3. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    'You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.' Albert Einstein

  4. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Unfortunatley,
    Lots of the knights that come riding on their trusty horses to rescuse the princess,
    Do not know that the dragon that guards the castle
    Was the princess's favourite pet!

  5. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Do not meddle in the business of dragons
    For you are crunchy when cooked
    And taste nice with
    KETCHUP

  6. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    I just saw this on the internet:
    YAHOO! ANSWERS
    If I eat myself would i become twice as big or dissapear completely?
    BEST ANSWER! - Chosen by voters
    That just blew my mind
    100% 1 vote

  7. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    PARADOX
    "It's opposite day today" - game little kids play: but if it's opposite day, then by using that expression one is really saying that it is not opposite day.

  8. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    PARADOX
    "This page is intentionally left blank" - printed in exams: thereby making the page not blank.

  9. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    PARADOX
    If you go back in time and kill the first humans then you will die because there are no humans. But since you never existed then you never killed the humans so the first huans will still be alive meaning you are alive too, but then you will go and kill the first humans so...
    MY MIND HAS EXPLOADED!

  10. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    - Oscar Wilde

  11. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.”
    - Martin Mull

  12. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    I find it is practically impossible to look at a penguin and immediately feel angry.

  13. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    The POSSIBLE can be done immediately
    We're already working on THE IMPOSSIBLE
    But please wait 48 hours if you want MIRACLES!

  14. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    You don't know how STRONG you are
    Until being STRONG is the only choice you have.

  15. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:45am UTC
    "Life is really simple, But we insist on making it complicated" ~ Confucius

  16. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:42am UTC
    We get
    It
    Your calm
    Now
    BE QUIET!

  17. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:40am UTC
    TO ALL TEENAGERS OUT THERE WE CAN NEVER WIN AGAINST THE PARENTS!
    I HAVE PROOF!
    I sleep too much
    Parents complain
    I don't get enough sleep
    Parents complain
    I eat too much
    Parents complain
    I don't eat enough
    Parents complain
    I'm always in my room
    Parents complain
    I go out too much
    Parents complain
    SEE WE CANNOT WIN!

  18. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:34am UTC
    If people try to bring you down
    Then that is the moment that you know you are above them.

  19. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:32am UTC
    Keep calm and...
    No
    Wait!
    I changed my mind...
    PANIC!

  20. phionexflames phionexflames
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:29am UTC
    HOW TO FEEL LIKE A HERO
    • Name your ipod Titanic
    • Plug it into the computer:
    Titanic is syncing (sound like sinking)
    • Press 'cancel'.
    • Feel like a hero!

:)

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