Proof that the human race
is getting stupider
• On a packet of
Sainsbury's peanuts: 'warning contains nuts'
* On a hairdryer: 'do not use while sleeping'
• On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular
soap.'
• On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
'do not turn upside down'
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on
body'
• On boots children's cough medicine: 'Do not drive a
car or operate machinery after taking this medication'
• On nytol sleep aid: 'Warning: may cause
drowsiness'
• On child's superman costume: 'wearing of this
garnment does not enable you to fly'
A GENUINE I.T HELPDESK
QUERY
Customer: My keyboard is not working.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it is plugged into the
computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the
computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces
back.
Customer: OK.
Helpdesk: Did the computer come with you?
Cutomer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged
in.
SEE!
Proof that the human race is getting stupider • On a packet
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Jul 7, 2012 4:25pm
