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  1. MaydayParade97 MaydayParade97
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:18am UTC
    *Texting my crush at night*
    Me: Are you tired?
    Crush: No, not at all :D
    Me: Can I ask you something then?
    Crush: Sure, anything :)
    Me:*asks very important question*
    ...20 minutes...
    ...40 minutes...
    Me: Seriously -___-
    I hate when this happens..

  2. MaiiEeeShaSha MaiiEeeShaSha
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 12:25pm UTC
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  3. JustAnotherGirlOnYourList JustAnotherGirlOnYourList
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    I
    will never be your
    idea of beautiful

  4. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    True story; (worth the read)
    Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
    The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
    The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
    She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
    She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
    Then she walked away.
    I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

  5. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Dear Witty Girls,
    Hear me out. The highest amount of favorites that a quote has ever gotten is 15,805.
    I would love to be able to break that.... So, I thought about it, and I have a great idea for how we could create the best quote ever & get a whole bunch of favorites.. what I want everyone to do is fav this so that it gets on top quotes of the house & so that everyone can see it.. Then, I want you to comment on this with your favorite phrase/quote/poem/a secret/something special about you. Anything. Just don't make it too long. Once you have done that I will make a quote in about two hours with a mash up of everyones comments. This quote will have so much meaning. I will give everyone credit at the end. (: ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    This is BrandonCyrus.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap
    AlreadyGone 's Quote.[:

  8. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 2:30pm UTC
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    After i broke up with my boyfriend i begged for him back but he just wouldnt come back for nothing.
    i finally asked him why he was doing this to me.
    his reponse?
    "cause this is the only time you show me you care, when i actually feel like you love me. and i dont want it to end. thats why i'm not depressed like the other times. this is why i'm happy."
    almost made me cry♥
    -------------------------

  9. chloeesmith chloeesmith
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    You should live like Spongebob
    Laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy all the mean people with your
    kcl
    h a p p i n e s s
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by kclove5layouts
    kclove5(c)

  10. cHeErGuRlxo14 cHeErGuRlxo14
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:57am UTC
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  11. ImYours9222 ImYours9222
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 1:07am UTC
    Like If I named "Him"
    Anthony, Adam, Alex, Aaron, Austin, Alan, Ben, Brady, Brody, Brian, Blake, Callahan, Charles, Carlos, Cody, Cole Carter,Corey, Carson, Craig, David, Daniel, Dan, Diego, Dallon, Dakoda, Ethan, Efran,Evan Franklin, Greg, Gabriel, Hunter,Hayden, Ian, James, Justin, John, Johnathan, Julian, Joshua, Jordan, Kolby<3, Kameron, Kevin, Kaleb, Liam, Luke, Micheal, Mason, Miguel,Mathew, Nick, Nicholas, Nolan , Nathan, Nathaniel, Payton, Peyton, Pagen, Rayce, Ryan, Royce, Raymond, Ray, Stockton, Sawyer, Seth, Sabin, Sam, Spencer, Steven, Stan, Steve, Taylor, Tyler, Thoman, Tallon, Ted, Taggart, Vince, Vinny, Vincent, Will, William, Xavier, Yet, Zac, Zachariah, Zack,
    =
    nmf

  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    -
    you can do it, Mom ♥

  13. ABeautifulDisasterx3 ABeautifulDisasterx3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    Me
    I wonder what my future husband is doing…
    18 minutes ago. comment like
    3 people like this.
    Him I’m commenting on your status. <3
    15 minutes ago like


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. brandygorawr brandygorawr
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Why being a girl isn't working out for me
    Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
    Me: Please, god, no--
    Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
    Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
    Me: Please, guys, calm down--
    Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, b*tchES.
    Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
    Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this b*tch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
    Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
    Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
    Me: I hate you all
    Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
    Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
    Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
    Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
    Uterus: You mother f**kers.
    Torso: CONTRACT!
    Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
    Brain: Me gusta.
    oh tumblr. c:

  16. forever611 forever611
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 10:55am UTC
    maybe if they made a "curvy" barbie doll
    so many girls wouldn't be insecure

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:15am UTC
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  18. lovehauntsyou lovehauntsyou
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>> nmq
    Try holding down the "Shift" Key,
    While clicking the fave button:)

  19. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    People always think:;
    that if you love somebody hard enough everything will work out
    People are wrong.

  20. coolpeps33 coolpeps33
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    I Try To
    Sleep but, my eyes are open; I can't think cause
    my heart is broken.

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