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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
July 6, 2011 5:37pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When it's your birthday, and people are singing Happy Birthday to you, and you just stand there, clueless of what to do.

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ImaaTurtle
posted a quote
July 4, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Lets take a picture!
*takes picture*
Friend1: I love it!
Friend2: delete it now..

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xCUTI3PI3
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 1:06am UTC

am i the only one who
is on facebook, seeing statuses that say "can't sleep" and thinking "it's only 1 AM?"

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itslovex808
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 11:36am UTC

That one popular girl
who gets 200 likes on her profile picture -__-

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Dear Walmart,
If you're lowering prices everyday... How come nothing is free?
Sincerely, still waiting.

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xoxoballiinn16
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC

"All you do is sit on that computer"
Lies. I sit on the chair.

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lovinglifetothemaximumba
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 2:44pm UTC

You have no idea
how much everyone wants to punch you.

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VintageLady00
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 12:22pm UTC

Fave this and I will write something on your profile. Even if 43535 people fave it, I will. Even if it taked forever.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Billyboy
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 8:41am UTC

try & say 'mmm' for 7 seconds..
WHILE HOLDING YOUR NOSE.
who else couldn't do it ?

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 7:59pm UTC

wanted by many
taken by none
looking at some
waiting for one

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 7:47pm UTC

our phones fall,
we panic
.
our friends fall,
we laugh.

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KissmeintheRainx0
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC

I was skyping with my boyfriend
and I had just woke up from a nap wearing no makeup,
my hair in a messy bun, and a baggy sweatshirt.
&he looks right at me, smiles and says,
"You're soo pretty."
♥
♥♥3♥33♥

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Lmac1819
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:07pm UTC

yes the truth can hurt;
but not as bad as
a lie does.

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x_dervla_x
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 6:02am UTC

18 Years ago,
A baby girl was thrown away in a dumpster.
She was found by a doctor who brought her to the hospital and cleaned her up.
The doctor and her husband adopted the baby.
They never had any children of their own.
Today the girl is moving out for college,
Thankyou Mom&Dad,
you GMH ♥

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ieunice
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:09pm UTC

facebook #1
“Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.”
should i make a series?

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 11:08pm UTC

thatawkwardmoment;
when bruno mars doesn't catch a grenade for you because he is having a lazy day.
and so you
DIE.
nmq/nmf

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jaydexox
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 10:32am UTC

"hey, remember when you had a
crush on--"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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liviababy
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 3:49am UTC

Dear males of the world,
don't think of them as "chick flicks." If you pay attention, you will find that they are "how-to-succeed-with-a-girl" videos.
Sincerely, females of the world.

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