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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:33am UTC
    *When i'm late for school*
    Teacher: You're a little late
    Me: I'm already torn
    Teacher: What? shut the door
    Me: Turn the lights off
    Teacher: Stop it
    Me: I'll never stop, you know i'll take you to another world
    Teacher: Get out!
    Teacher: get out! get out! get out of my head
    Teacher: ....
    (OneDirection)

  2. army_of_love army_of_love
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
    the little voice in your head read that like a stereotypical surfer dude, right?

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:35am UTC
    " I think one direction is loved by girls
    and hated by guys because they sing every word a girl wants to hear
    and what every guys is afraid to say."
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. iluhyoux iluhyoux
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    wITTY, I NEED YOU.
    Please Read
    my boyfriend is talking about suicide
    Because people are being really f*cking rude to him, maybe you could call it bullying. i NEED YOUR HELP TO SHOW HIM THAT IT WILL BE OKAY...i love him so much, and i can't lose him.
    tHIS ISN'T A JOKE.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhq8pzx301r5hg19o1_500.jpg Go to that link.
    I dare you to look at the picture and not want to cry.

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

  7. xNicoleLovex72 xNicoleLovex72
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Always be positive.
    *trips down stairs* Man, I got down those stairs fast!
    ©kaykayy04

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    NO MATTER HOW OLD I AM
    if I see an open swing, I will run to it
    like a freaking cheetah

  9. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Pshh yeah..
    What's his name?
    Waldo.
    Where is he?
    I'm still looking.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  12. LaLaLoveYou14 LaLaLoveYou14
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:14am UTC
    DoN'T hAtE mE 'cUz I'm
    BeAuTiFuL,
    Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks So. (;
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. xoantonellaxo xoantonellaxo
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Loving someone who
    doesn't love you back
    is like hugging a cactus.
    The tighter you hold on, the more it
    hurts.
    (not my format)

  14. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    I dream of the day
    when chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
    format credit: jade672
    nmq

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    When people say, "When I was little..."
    //////// and I'm just sitting there like,
    "I still do that, man. . ."

  16. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    "WHY?"
    "BECAUSE I SAID SO"
    good one mom,
    you should be a lawyer.

  17. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Being emotionally attatched to 1 hair elastic
    because you lost
    the other 517483920.♦

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Don't tell me
    to calm down. It makes me want to rip your face off and shove it down a toilet.

  19. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Q. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
    A. Where's Pop Corn!?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    If you think someone is staring at you:
    1.Yawn
    2.If they yawn, they were staring.

:)

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