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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Me on witty
Me: *sees funny quote..laughs*
Me: hey mom
Mom: what
Me: come read this
Mom: *reads it* thats funny.
Me:..you didnt laugh.
Me: if you think its funny START LAUGHING
AT DINNER
Mom: *eating*
Me: you never laughed.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 4:25pm UTC

She’s falling for you
and you probably don’t even know it.
Just look at her.
She’s so shy around you,but when
she’s around her friends she’s all wild and crazy.
Have you notice whenever she’s around you
she smiles a a lot?
She likes you a lot, don’t try to lead her on.

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 2:19pm UTC

I was talking to my dad,
about my best guy friend who has admitted to me that he likes me.
I don't feel the same way, but we are still amazing friends.
I told my dad about how he likes me, and my dad's response was:
"He's probably going to be the one you marry, because you pay no attention to him with that stuff."
The truth is, I kinda believe it.

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:)*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Hello! They Call Me
girl, Stacy, her, Jane, quiet girl, and maybe Joleisa, but
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME!
-nmf

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Your hand fits in mine
Like it's made just for me
But bear this in mind
It was meant to be
And I'm joining up the dots
With the freckles on your cheeks

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 8:18pm UTC

when my favorite people on Witty fave my quotes >

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Hello, I am
internet addicted

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Dude,
I'M NOT YOUR BRO

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I wonder
what its like to be so beautiful
that everyone gets nervous talking to you

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Me after i'm done ignoring someone: oh hey sorry, i just got your text!
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 8:21pm UTC

i often ponder over the first time someone hugged another:
them: what are you doing?
hugger: i don't know man, just like it happen...

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Once in elementary school I got a D on a test.
And I legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me.
So at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers
and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind.
It was very dramatic I cried.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 8:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 4:21pm UTC

I just want
to lay in bed, with me and you in it.
And just lay there and tell you
what I love about you the most.
I wouldn’t mind being in your arms for hours.
Just cuddle and talk about anything random as possible.
I want that right now.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC

She thinks she’s ugly.
He thinks she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
S he compares herself to other girls trying
to be the prettiest one there is.
He tries to show her that she doesn’t need to.
She thinks she’s fat.
He tells her she’s beautiful the way she is.
She thinks she’s not worth it.
He shows that he’ll always be there for her no matter what.
She thinks too low of herself.
He brings her up by showing her love, care, compassion each day.

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 11:51am UTC

The refrigerator
is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I want to have a sleep over
date with you.
We’d have pillow fights that would lead into tickle fights.
I’d hide under the blankets while
you make me watch scary movies with you.
You would try to teach me how to play video games
and laugh at how badly I jump when a target pops out.
We’d pig out on junk food and try to make mid night snacks.
In the end, I’d be asleep listening
to your heart beat while you watch tv.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC

“How can you be in love already?”
The number of days, weeks, months, or even years
shouldn’t determine if two people love each other.
“You two have only been together for a week, it’s not love.”
How do you know they haven’t been secretly in love
with each other for months?
What if they were best friends for years?
It’s not how long you’ve been with someone.
It’s all about how strong the bond is.

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