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Alyhoop
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December 12, 2012 10:39am UTC

At 12/12/12 at 12:12 I will text my crush
and tell him that
I love him if I get 100 favs<3

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beautifulsinner
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December 12, 2012 11:26am UTC

All I wanted for Christmas were some boxes to unwrap. There didn't have to be anything in them, I just wanted something to unwrap.

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sassarelli0302
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 10:30am UTC

Some people deserve to be hit...
Hard...
In the face...
With a shovel...
That's on fire...
Off a cliff...
Into the ocean...
and then eaten by a shark...

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x_damaged_x
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April 24, 2012 7:11pm UTC

When I'm older I'm going to have 4 children.
My first daughter will be named Stacy. I'll be Stacy's mom, & I shall have it going on.
My first son will be Luke. Then, my husband can say "Luke, I am your father!"
My second daughter will be named Narnia, so when I get her something, I will proclaim "FOR NARNIA!!!!!" & my last son will be named Sparta. So when I introduce him, I will annouce "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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RingoStar
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April 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Friend: My fish died.
Me: How?
Friend: It drowned.

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Don't judge me because i'm quiet.
Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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standstill_lookpretty
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April 24, 2012 1:49pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I act like such a happy person
But , deep down, I am not...
I know people have it worse then me,
But I still have troubles of my own...

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pimp_momma143
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February 27, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Confession#2
When I am grounded and all i can watch on TV is my little brothers and sisters shows..... I will sit in the living room for hours and watch Wow Wow Wubbzy.
♥
NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Starla182
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Did you just fall???
No I attacked the floor.....
Backwards??!!??!!?
I'm freaking talented!!

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Ultravioletblu
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February 9, 2012 2:49pm UTC

theres a d*ck in your p*ssy.
dad are you spying on me?
wht? no! theres a tick in the puppy!
Wait, spying?

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Anniee91
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February 9, 2012 2:55pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MissMisty1996
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February 9, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside

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musicismypassion
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:29am UTC

Dear Monday,
You're just jelous because everyone licks me better.
Sincerly,
Friday

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musicismypassion
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:31am UTC

Dear Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,and Saturday,
You're just jelous because you don't have an icecream named after you.
Sincerly,
Sunday

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froggered98
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February 9, 2012 6:38am UTC

"You actually have friends?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!" nmf

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AKeptSecret
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February 9, 2012 8:09am UTC

So what i chuck norris can take out too birds with one stone?
i can take out to pigs with one bird.

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candyjhenx
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 8:31am UTC

When your mom
decides to be in the room while you're in the computer.
So you just switch to google and stare at it.
-________-

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