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x0softball_luver0x
posted a quote
September 17, 2009 3:22pm UTC

FAVORiTE THiS
[i f y o u k n o w s o m e o n e w h o s h o u l d b e h i t b y a b u s]
(:
lol (:

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 1:48pm UTC

Yesterday,
I was in the car with my dad and
my sister. Someone drove by in
a car and honked *angrily at my
father. My dad got so mad, he
turned to me and said
"I'm gonna go kick him in his
disco pole, or whatever it is you kids sing about."

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sUDZ
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 8:47pm UTC

If a guy compliments your shirt,
He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
If a guy compliments xxxxxx your pants,
h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
If he compliments ( y o u r s h o e s )
well hun, he's gay.
omggg all minee (:
so proud of myself for coming up with it !!!!
yay (: !!!

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xxiHeartCookiesxx
posted a quote
July 8, 2010 8:09pm UTC

Facebook is filled with people you go to school with
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Witty Profiles is filled with people you want to go to school with

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TheMahlee
posted a quote
May 28, 2010 6:33pm UTC

My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. ♥///

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MyEye6
posted a quote
August 14, 2009 12:01am UTC

Edward Cullen is proof that
SHINY THINGS
attract idiots

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xo_bella_baby
posted a quote
May 13, 2010 6:58pm UTC

tHe SnAcK tHaT sMiLeS bAcK™
if anyone just said goldfish out loud or in your mind.. please favorite! i'm doing a servay on mind waves and responses...
for the love of physicssss!!!!
favorite&&comment!

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livinginthefuture12
posted a quote
April 10, 2010 9:04pm UTC

I have always wondered:
How many people are on Witty?
i wanna get everybody to favorite this so i can get an idea of how many are on here! (:

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HotChelleRae_Luv
posted a quote
July 17, 2010 4:33pm UTC

There are those girls;;
who walk down the halls in <high heels.>
&+ i'm the girl standing there in my
sweatpants and tee shirts, laughing
as soon as they trip(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xx_BoO_xx
posted a quote
November 13, 2009 11:17am UTC

&+if Abercrombie and Fitch
said that breathing was uncool
92%of the teen population would be dead right now
favorite if you would be part of the 8%
that would be laughing their heads off

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colex37
posted a quote
September 25, 2009 11:26am UTC

favorite this quote
if you say the words "like" or "uhm" at least 200 times a day

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GrapeJoosx3
posted a quote
July 14, 2010 3:23pm UTC

I w i s h m y f l o o r s w e r e t r a m p o l i n e s . . .
C l i c k t h e o r g a n i f y o u a g r e e .

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rockstar3005x
posted a quote
November 5, 2009 7:22pm UTC

there is only one of me in this entire universe
[[ w o w i ' m a n e n d a n g e r e d s p e c i e s ]]

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xocutiepie7
posted a quote
July 15, 2010 9:37pm UTC

Am i the only one;
that has a spaz attack when i dream that
im falling?

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xopink03xo
posted a quote
January 2, 2010 1:50am UTC

when i was your age....
we solved blue clues with steve, not joe.
we had 9 planets
instead of icarly we had the amanda show
we had mikes super short show, not leos little big show
we had lizzie mcguire, not hannah montana
we knew him as crazy steve, not as spencer.
the rugrats were still babies
we had all that, not sunny with a chance
we had a cookie monster
obesity wasnt a problem
dora was a kid not a teenager
we wanted a gameboy, not a ps2
blue didnt have a little brother
zack and cody lived in a hotel
(:

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my-shadow-stalks-me
posted a quote
May 17, 2010 9:12pm UTC

i'm not just any stalker.
i'm your stalker! :)
[ btw. you're out of milk :) ]

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_uncompleted
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 8:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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horseskk8
posted a quote
July 12, 2010 8:48pm UTC

And am I the only one…
Who can never clean my room because once I start, I always find something I forgot about and use it for hours?

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 4:49am UTC

"did you get home okay?"
no. actually i was murdered.
notmyformat. facebook :)

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