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  1. Animallovers Animallovers
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:27am UTC
    You think you want to die.
    but admit it, you really just want to be
    SAVED.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  2. xomakaylaxohh xomakaylaxohh
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    I am happily in a relationship with Food, My bed, and Summer
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendshipnmf

  3. stephaniesirens stephaniesirens
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:34am UTC
    Have I gone mad?
    I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
    -Alice in Wonderland

  4. witty_monn witty_monn
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    hey there.
    if your a directioner, carry on reading.
    comment your name, eye colour, hair colour&style and your fave hobby,
    and i will ship you with someone from 1D.
    only if you fave(;
    i promise to do everyone x

  5. AmaniStylinsonpaylikoran AmaniStylinsonpaylikoran
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:45am UTC
    No, I will not share my iPod with you !
    Its called a iPod not a usPod!!

  6. candygirl123 candygirl123
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    Random Fact
    The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because
    it is the only finger with a vein connecting to the heart.

  7. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:15am UTC
    Boys want:
    -voice like Liam Payne
    -body like Zayn Malik
    -sense of humor like Louis Tomlinson
    -eyes like Niall Horan
    -hair like Harry Styles
    Girls want:
    -Liam Payne
    -Zayn Malik
    -Louis Tomlinson
    -Niall Horan
    -Harry Styles

  8. mariahhhx3 mariahhhx3
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Mom stop you are not funny you dont make jokes.
    nmq/nmf
    I made you.
    nmq/
    nmq/nmf
    nmq/n

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    The re's a difference between
    "like" and "love"
    If you like a flower, you will pick it, but if you love it, you will water it everyday.♥

  10. sydknee sydknee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Guys fall in love with what they see
    And girls fall in love with what they hear
    So, you know it's True Love
    when a
    Blind man
    and
    Deaf woman
    Fall in Love

  11. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:45am UTC
    Let's take a minute
    Just a minute out of our day to remember
    those who served and died to keep America
    safe. To keep us safe. Let's honor those
    who are still alive. We'll never forget
    those who died.
    Thank you,veterans.
    myformat//myquote
    RIP those who died.
    Happy Memorial Day!

  12. katesmile katesmile
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Swearing
    Because sometimes "Gosh darn"and Meanie head" just dont cover it.

  13. ratbag ratbag
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 12:05am UTC
    "did you Just fall"
    "no. i attacked the floor"
    "backwards?"
    "i'm freaking talented"

  14. LoversGonnaLove LoversGonnaLove
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    ------------
    When a get a job at Pizza Hut-
    Person 1: Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    Person 2: Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    Person : Is this Pizza Hut?
    Me: No this is Patrick *Hangs Up*
    I'll probably get fired, but It will be so worth it
    ------------

  15. CeciliaEvans CeciliaEvans
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Every day I fight the urge to text you, call you or to even speak to you, knowing that if you wanted to talk to me, YOU WOULD


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. lovewackjob lovewackjob
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:20am UTC
    I always
    let the phone ring
    a couple of times before
    I answer.
    Ya know, just to make it seem like I'm busy.

  18. JJLovesOneDirection JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 2:46am UTC
    I don't fall
    I test gravity
    (ya it still works)

  19. RomanceOnARocketshipp RomanceOnARocketshipp
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    They Say That Nothing Is Forever.
    So Will You Be My Nothing?

  20. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Why do people think Niall shouldn't be in the band? He is just as talented as the other 4 are. One Direction wouldn't be the same without him. So please, quit hating on Niall because it hurts him.

:)

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