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  1. trace60 trace60
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 7:58am UTC
    " If a camera lens is circle, why are the pictures square ? "
    : O

  2. Jawjaaah Jawjaaah
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 5:51am UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  4. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. cheergirl97 cheergirl97
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 2:56pm UTC

    lucyfacex, yo!
    dododoododdo
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    it's hard to make a conversation
    when he's taking my breath
    a w a y

  7. XoILYoX XoILYoX
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    were like fire and gasoline,
    I'm no good for you, you're no good for me, we only bring each other pain and sorrow.

  8. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    how you'd kiss me
    when I was in the middle of saying something
    there's not a day that I don't miss
    those rude interruptions

  9. daylighttwinkle daylighttwinkle
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    if you hate:
    justin bieber more, comment
    if you hate:
    rebecca black more, fave.
    i wonder who will win.

  10. xxrockergrlxx1 xxrockergrlxx1
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    My Favorite lyrics
    Hear them haters talk
    but theres nothin' you can
    tell 'em. ♥
    We're smiling, but were
    close to tears. ♥
    We're like fire & rain,
    you can drive me insane. ♥
    Who says your not perfect. ♥
    If i had you,
    that would be the
    only thing i ever need. ♥
    Maybe it's not my weekend,
    but it's gonna be my year. ♥
    We just wanna make the
    world dance, forget about
    the price tag. ♥
    Of all the things i still
    remember, summers never
    looked the same. ♥
    I'm lucky i'm in love
    with my best friend. ♥
    Here we go again,
    I kinda wanna be
    more than friends. ♥
    You make me happy,
    weather you know
    it or not. ♥
    Love me, or love me not. ♥
    The words me&you
    never sounded so cool. ♥
    I might drive myself
    insane if those lips arn't
    speakin my name. ♥
    Do you know your unlike
    any other, you'll always
    be my thunder. ♥
    I'm beautiful in my
    way, cause god makes
    no mistakes. ♥

  11. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    when people ask dumb questions,
    I feel I'm obligated to give sarcastic answers


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