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bringonthePANIC
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April 22, 2012 12:39am UTC

Get on my level.

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Savannahxaleese
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June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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2thekids
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April 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Here's to the kids who memorize lyrics faster than vocabulary words.

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BellaSwan14
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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Olisbabe *
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April 20, 2012 8:26pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Liam: We went to a farm and they offered us horses to ride.
Niall : They only had 4 horses , so harry had to ride a cow.
- One Direction ♥ - Tumblr

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rosetoprank
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Selena Gomez: "i wouldn't wanna be anybody else"
Me: well, yeah it's understandable considering you're gorgeous, you're dating justin bieber, and your life is practically perfect.. -__-

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HarryStyleslover
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Sometimes i go up to the lemonade stand
and i say to the man running the stand "hey! Got any Grapes?"

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enchanted16
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

The amount of work a
messy bun actually takes.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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hayleyrawrsx3
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April 14, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Has anyone else noticed...
that Ke$ha kind of fell off the face of the earth?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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snickerlover
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Here's To The Girls
Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
-tumblr-

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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伤*
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April 18, 2012 2:41pm UTC

What does your hair smell like?
Harry: Apples
Zayn: Anti-dandruff shampoo
Louis: L'Oreal because i'm worth it
-OneDirection

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Ourtruelegacy
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Dear Hair,
When I flip you,
please make sure you get
One Direction overwhelemed
Sincerely,
I really want to marry them.

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SarahUrsini
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Annoying Girl
got my amazing $2000 laptop back todayyy<3 oh how fixed up and sexy you look
55 minutes ago · comment · like
Best Guy Evere Congratulations, lets celebrate with a magic trick, pick a number :DDD
Annoying Girl 8
Best Guy Ever now square it
Annoying Girl 64!
Best Guy Ever Great! now divide it by the original number
Annoying Girl 8
Best Guy Ever now subtract the original number
Annoying Girl 0...
Best Guy Ever Congrats! you've arrived at the amount of f**ks i give about this
status

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awesomeness221
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Harry-I take very long showers
Liam-well you have alot of hair
Niall-he just stands there with his head down
*all stare*
Niall-I dont know that

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1Dfacts
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November 12, 2011 4:58pm UTC

One Direction Fact #6
Louis always says he's going to stay immature forever, as he never wants to grow up.

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1Dfacts
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November 12, 2011 5:40pm UTC

One Direction Fact #13
Louis once got excluded for showing his bum to his headteacher.

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1Dfacts
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November 12, 2011 5:43pm UTC

One Direction Fact #14
Harry is 5"10, Louis is 5"9, Niall is 5"7, Zayn is 5"9 and Liam is 5"10.

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