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1. rosetoprank
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
   Selena Gomez: "i wouldn't wanna be anybody else"
   Me: well, yeah it's understandable considering you're gorgeous, you're dating justin bieber, and your life is practically perfect.. -__-
   
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2. rosetoprank
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   Every girl has 5 personalities. 1. How she acts at school.
   2. How she acts around her friends.
   3. How she acts around her family.
   4. How she acts when she's with him.
   5. How she acts when she's alone. Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. rosetoprank
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   March 28, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   I live in Brazil. I went to the movies with my mom and brother to watch Breaking Dawn Part 1. In the middle of the movie,when Bella wanted to name her child, Renesmee, a guy out of nowhere yelled, "RENESMEE WHAT THE F*CK?" in Portuguese and EVERYONE started laughing.
   
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4. rosetoprank
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   If you have a problem with me, please write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope,and shove it up your as*.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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5. rosetoprank
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   I have a secret. I wanted to use this format, because it reminded me of unicorns, and unicorns are sexy. Format by Sandrasaurus
   not my format. Sandrasaurus.
   
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6. rosetoprank
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   March 12, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   You're just like Summer, no class.
   
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7. rosetoprank
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   A girl with half naked pictures gets 50 notifications, 100 inboxes, and 200 friend requests. A girl with clothes on gets 3 notifications, and respect.
   
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