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  1. Sylvia♥* Sylvia♥*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 10:02am UTC
    sometimes when you're at bed at night you think of what you should say during a fight and you didnt............

  2. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    if anyone ever asks you to describe the internet
    just show them the fox video that pretty much explains our insanity

  3. Papaute Papaute
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    You know maybe there’s a story behind
    every person, a whole novel dedicated to
    why they are the way they are. You can
    tand rewrite the whole thing if you wanted
    to, go back to the prologue and try and
    figure out why they’d used the words that
    they had. You could try to change the
    words, or maybe you could find a way to
    make your sentences fit with theirs.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    *aggressively collects money in a video game*
    *never buys anything with it*

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