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  1. Dare2Request Dare2Request
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2009 11:48am UTC
    Layout Tutorial!
    Okay, so many people have been asking me how to make a layout.
    So here's a tutorial.
    If you have any problems or are confused. Just tell me.
    (The color of the word means that's that part of the code)
    This is the code for the layout:
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    1. This is the code that you use for the basic outline and background of your layout.
    You can change the width, height, and the background.
    *You can find a background at photobucket.com or tinypic.com. But make sure you use the DIRECT LINK or the LINK FOR LAYOUTS*
    *Or you can use any program that let's you edit pictures and then upload it to one of the above websites.*
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    Stuff Goes in Here.
    </div>
    2.This is the scroll box.
    You can change the location, width, height, text alignment, and color.
    *There are more things to do, like borders, but I'm just doing the basics.*
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 245px; left: 50px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name And Text Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    **You can also copy and paste this to make more than one scroll box.**
    3. Put the code together,
    <div style="margin: 0pt auto; background-image: url(http://i25.tinypic.com/11bm4oo.jpg); width: 600px; height: 700px; text-align: center;">
    <div style="overflow: auto; position: relative; top: 205px; left: 0px; width: 255px; height: 105px; text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Scroll Name Here.<br />
    </span></div>
    </div>
    And there's your layout.

  2. melissababayx14 melissababayx14
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 1:06pm UTC
    Why, Why, Why
    do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
    Why
    do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
    Why
    does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
    Why
    doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
    Why
    do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'?
    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
    And my FAVORITE...
    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!

  3. iLoVeYou16 iLoVeYou16
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 2:23pm UTC
    My 0.0000001%
    chance of marrying
    Justin Bieber
    still beats your
    0.0000000000%
    with
    Edward Cullen
    (:
    *Credit to ilysilly2 for idea
    *

  4. lindsx24x lindsx24x
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    CODES; paste these in the source (:
    textbox;
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    black backround;
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: black; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    dashed border;
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    pink backround;
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    purple backround;
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: purple; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    overlapping letters;
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    dotted border;
    <div style="border: 8px dotted Black; margin: auto; overflow: auto; width: 400px; height: 230px; background-color: white; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    orange backround;
    <div style="background-color: Darkorange;">type here</div>
    *i have more of these codes .. askk !*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. RenesmeeCullen08 RenesmeeCullen08
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 5:24pm UTC
    THE FIRST MEETING:
    Boy: Your wierd {wow, she's beautiful}
    Girl: Your funny looking {oh my god, he's smokin}
    A FEW MONTHS LATER
    Boy: Okay, so you not so wierd. Let's be friends {or more please}
    Girl: Fine. I can deal with that {why just firends?}
    TWO SUMMERS LATER
    Boy: I really like you. {No, I don't I love you}
    Girl: I like you too. {Why am I lieing? I love you!}
    THE SUMMER AFTER
    Boy: I love you. {Finally, I told her}
    Girl: I love you too. {Yes!}
    FIVE YEARS LATER
    Boy: This isn't working out. {I still love you}
    Girl: I know, We're done. {NO! I LOVE YOU STILL}
    THREE YEARS LATER
    Girl finds invitation to Boy's wedding. {Why?}
    A MONTH LATER
    Boy: I do. {But I still love her.}
    Girl: Congradulations. {I still love you, why did you do this?}
    A YEAR LATER
    Boy (standing in girl's balcony): She kicked me out, {She knows I love you}
    Girl: You can sleep on the couch. {Finally}
    A WEEK LATER
    Boy: I have always loved you. {Why did I leave you?}
    Girl: Same here. {I knew it!}
    A YEAR LATER
    Boy: I do. {Honestly}
    Girl: I do. {Honestly}
    FIFTY YEARS LATER
    Boy: I loved her more then anything, and i always did, since the first day i met her.
    (walks away from Girl's grave)

  7. cheercutie1127 cheercutie1127
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 6:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. lindsx24x lindsx24x
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 1:09pm UTC
    random aways
    At The Movies
    [[ 777.555.4466]]
    bE Back latera
    beµbackJlater
    -->mall♥
    [(be back never)]
    out and about
    [hit the cell ]
    OUT TO DINNER
    SChOOla
    shoppinga
    text [111.123.4567]
    watching tvae
    ¾
    be back later!ae
    i have more aways & can make a request for an away message ! just ask mee

  9. Rangerss_x Rangerss_x
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 12:47am UTC
    admit it,you went through the stages...
    The first stage...
    Webkinz.com
    The second stage...
    ClubPenguin.com
    The third stage...
    AIM
    The fourth stage...
    FaceBook.com
    Finally the last stage...
    WittyProfiles.com
    yaaa(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Holisterbabe4lifex3 Holisterbabe4lifex3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 10:53pm UTC
    ♦Summer "0h9"♦
    ♦flip flOps x3♦
    ≈tank tOps x3 ≈
    ≈shOrt shOrt x3≈
    ≈beachess x3 :)≈
    ♦hot booys x100 :)♦
    :]
    rate it please:]
    all minee:]

  12. imyouurs_xoxo imyouurs_xoxo
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    stu[dying]
    text it.
    [please!]
    shower time
    i shall be back soon. in the mean time, leave some
    messages[;
    GoingtoPractice
    text it. i'll reply when i get back[:
    beautiful day;
    outtt in the sunnn!
    gettin a tan?
    hopefully... :]
    call or texxtttt!
    online $$$hopping!
    texxts are lovely, but then again,
    im still at the computer, so IM me anywaaays[;
    hom((ew))ork :[
    save me please!
    call or teexxtttt[:
    mall w/ the girls!
    [names go here]
    call orrr texxttt usss[:
    din-dins[;
    dont bother texxxting,
    i'll be back soon!
    to the beach!
    the cell will most likely be offf,
    but texxt me anyways![:
    getting ready;
    then out for the daaay. calls or texxts would be just delightful[;
    goin to the mall(:
    hittt the ceelll(:
    *most of these are mine, some are partially mine, credit for allll the edit[:

  13. spudpie99 spudpie99
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 9:06pm UTC
    &&i hate it when;
    Someone asks "are you mda at me?"
    for the 13th time.
    "Well dear, if you ask me one more
    time i'm going to be.."

  14. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 1:47pm UTC
    c o d e s :
    make the spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    black background:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    make text all squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    not mine but i wanted 2 remember lol

  15. dogrocks22 dogrocks22
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:10pm UTC
    I called my boyfriend
    the wrong name.
    Now he thinks I'm
    cheating on him with
    some guy named....
    Edward

  16. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 9:40am UTC
    ⇔Admit it⇔
    everytime your on his myspace
    you go back and forth between
    the comments from his and another girls conversation
    just to make sure he wasnt flirting with another girl
    mine no jocking
    comment n rate :D

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