Witty Profiles
Why, Why, Why
do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?
Why
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know
there is not enough money?
Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why
doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why
do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Is
there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give the vacuum one more
chance?
Why
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
How
do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with
a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we
say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!
116 faves · 10 comments · Aug 12, 2009 1:06pm
cheerleadin101xo
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1 decade ago
haha so true i like this quote
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CarpeDiemx33
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1 decade ago
haha, i agree with 17 and 18 in particular!
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summerloverboylover
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1 decade ago
i think the only actually good question was the steril needles on lethal injections one. the rest were gay
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StarryNights
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1 decade ago
what if me and all three of my best friends are insane...? haha this is funny
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renesmee_cullen_plus_jacob_black_3
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1 decade ago
haha! i love these!
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holachicx
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1 decade ago
haha i love the vacuum one cause i do it all the timee :]
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xxcaliforniangirlx10
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1 decade ago
this ones funnyyy
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soccerluver726
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1 decade ago
how did you get that font?
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PIGSgoMOO00
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1 decade ago
1, We believe it's gonna work again ;D
2, THEY WANT OUR MONEY BAAAACK! ;'o
3, we fall for their insubordination ;D
4, some type of chemical?
5, my brain capacity doesn't understand those large words. ;(
6, he isn't old enough, silly. ;D
7, CAUSE HE USES COMMON SENSE ;)
8, so they don't diieeee?
9, to tease the people with lisps ;D
10, 'coz they didn't go extinct?
11, the colors orginize the scents? clueless 0_0..
12, NU. yous gotta love those matreses ;D
13, out of boredom.
14, IF WE BELIEVE, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
15, i don't get this question o_o..
16, they squeeze themselves in without dying because of their exoskeleton keeping them protected?
17, mannors ;D
18, we rush to catch the object - thereby making us not even think about our surroundings.
19, 'b'coz being too warm is ucky.?
20, father-in-law's are supossed to be good ;D
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melissababayx14 · 1 decade ago
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thanx guys i love all 116 of you!