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  1. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    Just Admit it___ #5
    If you're having a good dream and all of a sudden you wake up from it, you'll actually try to get back to it.
    mineee(: you wanna jock itt? go ahead. it's not yours idiot.(: umm yeah... so fave it... most ive ever gotten on a quote was 57 faves. wanna change that? fave ittt. i dont have any followers. wanna change that? follow mee(: and comment on what you think of this series so far! thankssss!!!(:

  2. xemthestrangex xemthestrangex
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    I b e t t h a t E d w a r d i s
    actually g a y
    and made up the whole
    sparkle thing
    s o h e w o u l d h a v e a n
    e x c u s e to wear
    b o d y glitter

  3. aeroangel87 aeroangel87
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 4:35am UTC
    my paren ts think wtf means
    WOW THAT'S FUNNY!
    fixin' my old quotess<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 3:11pm UTC
    i WANT A GUY . . .
    who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me
    hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous
    someone who would SINGto me at random moments.
    who would let me sleep on their chest.
    a boy who would get mad at someone if they called meugly
    i want someone who will call me 3
    times a day if he went away.
    Someone who would let me gossip to him.
    he would throw stuffed animals at me and then
    KiSS Me a MILLION TiMeS.
    and we'd make out in the pouring rain
    he would never be afraid to say "i love you"
    I want a boy that would kiss me at midnight on
    New Years and count stars with me.
    Who would stay home with me on a friday night
    just to help me make dinner & watch movies
    Someone who would tell me i'm beautiful
    who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.
    But mostly, i want someone who would never
    break my heart.

  6. krsrbabe7 krsrbabe7
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2009 12:01pm UTC
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  7. anniemathersbitch anniemathersbitch
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 4:31pm UTC
    DegrassI
    It's about to get real...
    This Fall
    New Episodes.
    Favorite if youre excited for
    the new season! I can't waitt
    too see whatt happens with
    Alli, Spinner, orr those two
    new guys!

  8. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 9:18pm UTC
    you're the one
    w h o k e e p s m e a s l e e p
    {[ o n t h e n i g h t s I c a n c a r e l e s s ]}
    if I ever woke up again.
    Overtheyears - Nevershoutnever!

  9. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
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    July 6, 2009 7:39pm UTC
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  10. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
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    July 14, 2009 2:03am UTC
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  11. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2009 2:30am UTC
    "get over him."
    O h , t r u s t m e - - - >
    [(_* I would if I could. *_)]

  12. applejacks10000 applejacks10000
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2009 10:36am UTC
    *_ y o u m a k e m e _*
    HAPPY
    whether you [ know it ] or not.

  13. LaughOutLoudx19 LaughOutLoudx19
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 1:18pm UTC
    EveryoneOneAlwaysSays theyDont wannaGo toSchool*
    But think about it.
    If we didint have school.
    we wouldnt have highschool sweethearts.
    no 8th g rade graduation parties where you met your first boyfriend.
    No Crazy Homecoming N ights.
    No R o m a n t i c Proms.
    No Crazy Stories that happened at school.
    There would be no school lunches with your bestfriends and laughing your but offs.
    no drama [that you secretly love]
    No Adventurous Filed Trips.
    No flirting i n math c lass with t he h ot b oy that sits b ehind you.
    No amazing spring break stories.
    No Locker Buddies.
    so really all and all
    we need school !
    ughh doesnt look rite =/
    but whatever.
    not my colors!

  14. lilmissnini96 lilmissnini96
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2009 11:35pm UTC
    I want a sexy romance;
    i want us to be so madly in love, that when we kiss,
    it's fierce. it's dangerous. it's hot. i want to lean up
    against that perfectly muscled body, and fit perfectly.
    i want to to be held in the rain, both of us sticking together
    from the soaking wet, unable to separate. i want to run
    my fingers through that beautiful, messy hair.
    everytime we touch, i want to feel an eletric current
    running through both of our veins. when we're swimming
    together, i want to feel myself against your bare chest, because
    I want a sexy romance.

  15. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2009 12:45am UTC
    Wewereonabench..
    Just sitting, when an older couple sat down a couple feet away.
    (They must have been about 60)
    They were adorable,
    with the man holding the woman's hand while the
    woman giggled at the man's toothy grin. So my
    boyfriend turns to me and says:
    That's us, years from now.
    I'll be old and bald, you'll be as sweet as ever."
    Then the older couple began to laugh and smile.
    So my boyfriends says: You know what he just said to her?
    I remember when we were like those two
    young and in love ♥ ♥

  16. iwillloveyou_forever iwillloveyou_forever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doing just fine."
    And the other guy says:
    "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
    "Uh, just traveling."
    At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"
    Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
    "No, I'm a little busy right now."
    The I hear the guy say nervously...
    "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."

  17. smilimoose smilimoose
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC
    A man was in a locker room,
    changing after playing golf.
    Suddenly, his phone rang.
    He put it on speaker for
    the rest of the guys to hear.
    "Hey hun!" A woman said.
    "Hey babe." The man said.
    "Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
    The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
    "Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
    "Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
    "Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
    "Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
    "Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
    "Bye." He shut the phone.
    Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
    Then the man said....
    "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

  18. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2009 4:37pm UTC
    I love colors
    and for some reason each one reminds me of him.
    R e d , t h e c o l o r o f
    his lips when it's winter; when he kisses me head
    and holds me to keep warm.
    O r a n g e , t h e c o l o r o f
    that shirt he looks [ s o g o o d ] in.
    Y e l l o w , t h e c o l o r o f
    the reflection of the sun on his face those warm
    summer days we spent together.
    G r e e n , t h e c o l o r o f
    his favorite, ratty old Yankee hat he let me keep.
    The 1st unofficial gift he gave me.
    B l u e , t h e c o l o r o f
    his favorite flannel jacket he wraps me in when
    we hug before we have to part.
    P u r p l e , h i s f a v o r i t e c o l o r
    why I wear that cute purple polo when I see him.
    P i n k , t h e c o l o r o f
    his face when I first kissed him.
    B r o w n , t h e c o l o r o f
    his big eyes and his soft hair.
    Millions of other colors;millions
    of other reminders of why
    I love him so.


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