Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

pagekidney13

  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    when voldermort sneezes,
    does it whistle?

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Love isn't about if you're in
    a good going relationship and
    if you mess up it wasn't meant
    to be...Love is about when 2
    people have a true bond with
    each other and if someone messes
    up in that relationship, they can
    admit their mistakes and they'll
    go beyond all lengths to get that
    one they truly love back

  3. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:39am UTC
    teacher: why are you late?
    student: i'm late?
    teacher: you just missed a whole entire period.
    student: ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M PREGNANT?

  4. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    don't worry,
    about a thing.
    'cause every little thing,
    is gonna be alright.

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    please, please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please, please,
    please, please, please,
    please, please,
    please,
    don't kill yourself

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    things you should do this year
    #1 Go to school with no make up on.
    it might be hard, but you'll feel awesome if you last all day!

  7. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  10. xxSydneeey12 xxSydneeey12
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    69th quote
    69 favs please ?

  11. xxSydneeey12 xxSydneeey12
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    When I walk in the hall,
    This is what I see.
    Everybody stops,
    they're staring at me.
    I've got textbooks in my bag and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it
    I'M NERDY AND I KNOW IT!

  12. AwsomeSwag AwsomeSwag
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:57am UTC
    & who else.
    Can feel there phone vibrating in your pocket when you get phone tooken away.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. k4rm4 k4rm4
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    Listen honey,
    I got a new Witty to stay away from you and your drama,
    cause all you are is nosey.
    But I know
    you have nothing better to do,
    so you're sitting there, reading ALL my vents to your boyfriend.
    How do I know?
    I've had someone tell me.
    Someone that both your boyfriend and I trust.
    So why don't you go away?
    b*tch.

  14. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    You know whos amazing??
    Read the first word again.

  15. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    ▨▨▨
    "dad, i got a 98 on my test."
    "Good job, im proud of youu"
    "thanks:"
    "-__-"
    why the awkward face?"
    "its not an awkward face, its an Asian face. cause your so smart.

  16. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    you have a girlfriend,
    so act like it..♥

  17. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    Pick up lines.# 1
    "hey, havent i seen you once somewhere before?"
    "yeah thats why i dont go there anymore"

  18. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    excuse me..i lost my number..
    can i have yours?
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  20. morganebragdon morganebragdon
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    are you tired?.
    cause you've been running through my mind all day.♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles