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teacher: why are you late?

student: i'm late?

teacher: you just missed a whole entire period.

student: ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M PREGNANT?

 

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teacher: why are you late? student: i'm late? teacher: you

73 faves · Jan 14, 2012 8:39am

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