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morganebragdon

1. morganebragdon
   posted a quote
   December 10, 2011 10:57pm UTC
   interveiwer; who in holly would are you a little bit obsessed with? What girrrrrrrrl out there?
   Justin bieber; beyonce.
   I; Beyonce? she's a little old for you.
   jb. i know.
   i. and are you ready to take on Jay -z ? and are you ready to fight him?
   jb; no.
   i. who would you pick in your age group.. i should say,
   jb; beyonce.
   i; yeah but shes not in your age group.
   jb; i know.
   i; theres gotta be somebody.. one of these girls.. Demi lavoto..miley cyrus
   jb; wh.. who closer my age?
   i; yeah
   jb; beyonce.
   i; lets say... beyonce dicieded to move too quebec..
   jb; i have magical powers.. so i'd fly her back.. then pick beyonce.
   i; lets say beyonce had a really unexcepted accedent..and died.
   jb; i have a ginee at home. so id bring her back. and choose beyonce.
   i; no this has to be real deal.. there must be somebody, i know there is.. cause your not telling me.. whos the one hollywood star you like?
   jb; beyonce.;im really telling you that beyonce's my lover.
   i; beyonce would go to jail.. yanno she cant hook up with you. its against the law.
   jb; i didn't say she could.. but thats my crush.
   i; but she cant be your girlfriend. cause shes told old
   jb; i didnt say she could be my girlfriend. i just said shes my crush.
   i; alright.. then who do you want to be your girlfriend in hollywood?
   jb. beyonce.
   
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2. morganebragdon
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   December 10, 2011 10:03pm UTC
   sometimes when im bored..
   i like to run around the house like a turkey.
   
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3. morganebragdon
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   December 10, 2011 9:51pm UTC
   a thousand miles seems pretty
   far. but they got planes, and
   trains, and cars. id walk to you
   if i had no other way.
   
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4. morganebragdon
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   December 10, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   and tonight will be the night that i will fall for you.
   over again...
   don't make me change my mind.
   
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5. morganebragdon
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   December 10, 2011 8:13pm UTC
   To promote girls witty'
   the other day,, me and my friend were walking...
   and two old people came up and asked for change..
   we gave them 5 dollars.. they took the money, thanked us.. then walked away.
   as we watched them walk away.. they begged and begged people for money.
   the only person that gave them money was a little girl..
   she was sitting all by herself on the sidewalk.
   she gave the elderly the only money she had left...
   as the people took her money they added the money we gave them
   then gave all the money to the pour little girl..
   <3
   
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6. morganebragdon
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   December 4, 2011 4:29pm UTC
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7. morganebragdon
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   December 3, 2011 11:17am UTC
   When im older,
   and my daughter asks me
   who my first love was,
   i dont want to have to
   pull out an old photo album.
   i want to point acrossed the room,
   and say.. thats him.
   
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8. morganebragdon
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   December 3, 2011 11:08am UTC
   I need you,
   like my heart
   needs a beat.
   
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9. morganebragdon
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   December 2, 2011 10:37pm UTC
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   things to do to annoy people.
   1. name your dog, "dog"
   2. holler random numbers while somone is counting
   3. begin all your sentences with " ou la la "
   4. speak only in a robot voice.
   5. wear your pants backwards.
   6. ask people what gender they are.
   7.ask the waiter for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.
   8.sing along to the opera
   9. mow your lawn with scissors
   10. wave like a seal to everyone you see.
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10. morganebragdon
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    December 2, 2011 5:14pm UTC
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    It's sad to think that how many beautiful people are living every day hating themselves.«
    
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11. morganebragdon
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    November 30, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    i had a dream i was king.
    woke up...
    still king.
    
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12. morganebragdon
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    November 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    all these haters say I'm faking but i really don’t care.♥
    
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13. morganebragdon
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    November 30, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    never regret anything..
    because in one time
    you knew exactly
    what YOU wanted.
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14. morganebragdon
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    November 11, 2011 6:22pm UTC
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    no.
    ♥
    
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15. morganebragdon
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    November 8, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    i dont mind spending everyday
    out on the corner in the pouring rain,
    ♥
    
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16. morganebragdon
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    November 8, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    today..
    my teacher wrote a math problem on the board.
    she says" now who wants to go up and solve the problem on the board?
    i raised my hand.
    she called on me.
    i took the eraser and erased it.
    problem.solved.
    ♥
    
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17. morganebragdon
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    November 2, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    As life goes on Im starting to learn more and more about responsibility
    And I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me
    So I want to take this time out to apologize for things that I've done
    And things that haven't occurred yet
    And things that they don't want to take responsibility for
    
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18. morganebragdon
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    November 2, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    im so sick of love songs.
    so tired of tears.
    so done with wishing,
    you were still here.
    
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19. morganebragdon
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    October 26, 2011 7:24pm UTC
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    Pare you from Tennessssee .
    cause your the only TEN I SEE♥
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20. morganebragdon
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    October 26, 2011 7:18pm UTC
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    its a good thing i have my library card..
    cause i've been checkin' you out♥
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