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  1. momentoftruth1 momentoftruth1
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:30am UTC
    I mustache you a question... But i'll shave it for laterā¤

  2. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:20am UTC
    Sometimes I like to stand
    in front of the toaster and
    try not to flinch when the toast comes out.
    hehe♥

  3. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:55am UTC
    Teenager Post # 022
    The reason our knees get weak
    when we fall in love is because of
    the long walk we took to find that
    person.

  4. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 7:09am UTC
    Teenager Post # 025
    I used my phone as a flashlight,
    and hit random buttons to keep it lit.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:36am UTC
    Louis, the Swag Masta from Doncasta
    Zayn, the Bradford bad boy
    Liam, the one who's scared of spoons
    Niall, the leprechaun
    & Harry, the youngest member of the group

    nmf

  7. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 6:39am UTC
    Teenager Post # 018
    Closing the fridge slow enough
    to see when the light goes off.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. HateGrenade HateGrenade
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:17am UTC
    nmf
    When I was little,
    I always thought that the moon
    was following me.♥

  10. music19 music19
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:36am UTC
    Teenager Post # 003
    That awkward moment when
    someone deletes their comment
    off a status and it looks like you
    were talking to yourself.

  11. f4ilure f4ilure
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:38am UTC
    me on my period
    everyone:
    me:
    everyone:
    me:
    everyone:
    me: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BREATHING

  12. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 4:49am UTC
    "I’m gonna do an internet!"
    "WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH!"
    "I'm gonna do a book!"
    "oh.."
    -adsf movie 4
    <3

:)

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