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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:58pm UTC

SAVE THE
ANIMALS,
KILL THE
HUMANS.

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:33am UTC

Today is exactly 40 years since
my dear grandfather's plane
crashed into the ocean. He was
one of the three survivors in a
flight of 25 passengers. After
swimming for his life, someone
finally rescued him and saved
our family from a huge tragedy.
We thank God every single day.

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:38am UTC

me on my period
everyone:
me:
everyone:
me:
everyone:
me: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BREATHING

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 3:48pm UTC

teacher: okay class, find a partner
me: OH GOD NO

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 2:45pm UTC

ONE DOES NOT
SIMPLY CLOSE
A MICROWAVE
SILENTLY <<<<

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 4:56am UTC

you are
w o r t h y o f i n f i n i ty «««

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 10:33pm UTC

i am an ocean nothing
floats ( o n ) a n d [ i a m ] a sky <3
x||||||||||||| t h a t n o t h i n g { w a n t s } ;
to f ly in

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:16pm UTC

i want to be pretty
T H E E N D [x][x][x] ||||||||||||||||||

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 5:33pm UTC

my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:46am UTC

If my mom
[ c o u l d ] s e e t h e m e s s
{{{INSIDE ME, SHE
w o u l d n e v e r
complain about
MY ROOM [x][x][x]

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC

We live in the
e r a o f s m a r t p h o n e s a n d
»stupid people

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 10:22am UTC

B u t , I m e a n w h o
would be in love
»» WITH ME? THAT'S
TOO STUPID

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:42am UTC

teacher: have a nice weekend
me: don't tell me what to do

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:35am UTC

whaT is the
[x] [x] [x] P O I N T I N M A K I N G F R I E N D S
» IF THEY'LL LEAVE ME?

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:04pm UTC

No expectations
No disappointments

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f4ilure
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:38pm UTC

no words can
{ f u l l y d e s c r i b e a l l t h e ♥ } //////
F E E L I N G S I H A V E
foryou♥

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f4ilure
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 12:12pm UTC

»LABELS ARE
THE ONES WHO
destroyed
SOCIETY

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f4ilure
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 11:46am UTC

there are these
g o r g e o u s p e o p l e o n w i t t y a n d
{ THEN THERE'S ME

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f4ilure
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:36am UTC

those who criticize
OUR GENERATION, FORGET WHO[x][x][x]
»RaiSEd IT

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f4ilure
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:20am UTC

You
look
funny
with
your
head
like
that

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