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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  2. Sydd801 Sydd801
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Remember all the things you and I did first
    And now you're doing them with her
    Remember all the things you and i did first
    You got me got me like this

  3. XxLovingYouxX XxLovingYouxX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Osama Bin Laden
    Brb someone is at the door.
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    US Navy Seals like this

  4. glitterangels28 glitterangels28
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Fav. and i'll tell
    you what your
    best quote is :)
    just bored i promise ill do ALL of them =)

  5. taylorsnow11 taylorsnow11
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Fav if,
    You are shorter than 5'7

  6. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Alexandrah417 Alexandrah417
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    One day I'm going to get a bumper sticker that says
    "Why was six afraid of seven?"
    Then have a license plate below it with
    CUZ-789

  8. LilyIsCrazy98 LilyIsCrazy98
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Friend: I'm going to Florida for two weeks!
    Friend: My aunt is taking me shopping in New York over the weekend!
    Friend: Tanning on the beach of Madagascar!
    Friend: I'm going to North Carolina for vacation!
    Friend: Omg, met the cutest boy ever in California!
    Friend:Here's a picture of me swimming with dolphins!
    Friend: Met my favorite band and hung out with them for the day!
    Me: I left my room today..

  9. lolz62 lolz62
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    I wish I could negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom.
    me: okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
    spider: no probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
    me:oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and you can tell him just to move out until it's done
    spider: sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.

  11. Summahgirl23 Summahgirl23
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    PaynePhone
    I'm at Payne phone trying to Paul home
    all of my Zayn I've spent on Lou.
    Bear hazza times gone?
    Harry it's all wrong, where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou.
    If Harry ever after did exist,
    Niall would still be holding Lou like this.
    Most of these fan fictions are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be sick.

  12. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Michael Jacob Matthew Joshua Christopher Nicholas Brandon Tyler Andrew Austin Daniel Joseph William Zachary John David Ryan Anthony James Justin Jonathan Alexander Kyle Robert Christian Dylan Jordan Samuel Jose Kevin Noah Benjamin Thomas Nathan Hunter Cameron Aaron Ethan Eric Jason Brian Caleb Cody Logan Luis Adam Steven Connor Timothy Charles Sean Juan Jared Gabriel Alex Richard Patrick Trevor Nathaniel Isaiah Jack Carlos Devin Evan Bryan Mark Isaac Jeremy Chase Angel Elijah Ian Adrian Jesse Dakota Luke Jesus Cole Stephen Antonio Garrett Tanner Blake Kenneth Spencer Mason Miguel Dalton Seth Paul Victor Tristan Jeffrey Alejandro Bryce Lucas Brendan Travis Marcus Jake
    FAVE If I mentioned Him <3
    Comment his name <3

  13. CrazyAtHeart CrazyAtHeart
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    You know that you're not a kid anymore when...
    Your chicken nuggets are no longer in the shape of dinosaurs.

  14. lillys236 lillys236
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Your middle name and the street you live on
    is your soap opera name
    comment yours [♥]

  15. potayto potayto
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    me: okay brain, let's focus on the math final exam, 45 minutes to go
    brain: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO CIRCUS

  16. EggyBub412 EggyBub412
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    Dear Disney,
    Goofy can walk, but Pluto's on all fours?
    Sincerely, they're both dogs..
    nmq

  17. PurpLeDinOsaurs PurpLeDinOsaurs
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.

  18. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Teenage Posts #10
    I think everything would
    be much easier if we
    could Google how
    a certain person
    felt about us.
    not mine

  19. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Comment & fave if you want a One Direction imagine,
    comment your name, your ideal boy in One Direction, your favorite song by them, and i'll give you your imagine!.

:)

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