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cheerfreakk
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 5:23pm UTC

that awkward moment when
YOU HAVE A BETTER ChaNCE OF FINDing waldo
THAN A boyfriend.
♥
NMf.

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_DirtyLittleSecrets
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September 20, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Everytime i look at myself,
I literally want to cry.

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Hysterical
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September 13, 2011 5:19pm UTC

MASSACHUSETTES
---> is one of the only states,to legalize gay marraige <---I've never been so damn proud of my home state♥

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BEACHYLOVE
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September 12, 2011 9:19pm UTC

I’m not skinny enough I’m such a coward
I’m too tall I hate myself My thighs are too big
I look gross My nose is HUGE I’m flat-chested
I’m not good enough I’m too short they all probably hate me
I try to hide all my insecurities.
I have no friends I suck at e v e r y t h in g *highlight
My hair is gross I’m not smart enough ew. ew. ew
Who the f**k would love me? I’m too fat. I hate my teeth
I want to look like that I can’t do anything right.
I’M I have acne I’m not popular enough I’m UGLY
HIDEOUS I’ve never be as pretty as her

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unknown_beauty1997
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September 5, 2011 9:20am UTC

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timbit4567
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September 5, 2011 12:51pm UTC

If she still has her virginity, she's too good for you bro.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 2:53pm UTC

Sometimes i lay on the kitchen floor
and pretend to be a crumb

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MissAlyssaxoxo
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 8:04pm UTC

So there's this girl I know.
She goes to my school and is in some of my classes, but she doesn't have many friends.
One day I heard her crying in the bathroom, and I asked if I could talk to her.
She said:
"No boy ever tells me I'm pretty. Grace (The meanest girl at our school) Told me no one would care if I died."
I told her that she was beautiful, smart, and pretty, and not to let a loser like Grace bring her down.
I reminded her she has friends and family that care about her. She said her family wouldn't give a sh*t if she killed herself. She has no friends.
I reminded her that I'm her friend, I would care, and 1000 other people would to.
She asked me how.
I told her to give me tonight, and tomorrow morning I'll show her.
So please people of witty, if you have a heart, just click the like button. Stop this girl from harming herself.
Thank you♥

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:28pm UTC

Here are some things I found out about the number 11: New York has 11 letters. So does Ramsin Yuseb. The was the terrorist that threatend to bomb the twin towers. New York is the 11th state. The first plane that crashed was number 11. It had 92 passengers. 9+2=11. The total number of victims Are 254. 9/11 is the 254 day on the calendar. 2+5+4=11
coincidence or something insane?

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simplyysam
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September 2, 2011 3:53pm UTC

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LilaaBean
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:10pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesnt care if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constant butterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BreeVee
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 1:20pm UTC

I got dumped today.
the little girl I am babysitting for asked me
what was wrong and I told her. She looked
at me and said, "Why would anyone ever
break up with you? You're so nice. Should
we have ice cream now?" She made my
whole day.

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 3:52pm UTC

SO, YESTERDAY. .
this guy that i really like came over to my house to hang out and watch a movie.
he was standing in the kitchen with me eating pizza when my 8 year old
little brother walks in.
my brother starts asking him all of these questions..
"Do you like this? This? What about this?"
to all of them the guy i like answers "No."
my brother says, "well geez you don't like anything do you!?"
the guy says, "No, that's not true."
my brother says, "Well what DO you like?"
the says, "Your sister.. i like her alot."
fave if you think he is adorable(:

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fuckkkyeahhh
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 2:11pm UTC

top 20 prettiest girls on witty.
week 2
(this is not in any special order.)
xoxobrookecheer
Believe_it_or_not
daNcerXoxO
J_money
xokbc123xo
jlhoover
xxcaligurlxx3
carribeanescape
xxbabiimiikxx
ProudToBeNerdy
emiinnerr
hayleyy
alejandrasweetheart
MrsTeeheeX3
accidentprone15
WillYouBeMyPrinceCharming
firepoptart321
youlovesmk66
iloveyousophie
xleahx8
everygirl i saw was beautiful, if i didn't pick you it's probably because i didn't get a chance to see you or i couldn't see you in your profile picture or i'm saving you for next week. (:
but, fave this & i will look at you for next week & you can always comment on my profile & i promise to look at you. (:
& thanks to the girls that helped me.
- f**kkkyeahhh(:

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LucasGTFO
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 8:55pm UTC

So i was wondering
how many girls on witty were single or taken.
Favorite if; you are single
and
Comment if; you are taken
or
Follow me: If you hate that guy Lucas on here.

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KiddishKate
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:50pm UTC

my best guy friend
Came to my house tonight,
in the pouring rain, to tell
me that after 7 years of
knowing each other,
that he thinks he is
in love with me.
♥
True story. And he ended up crying while telling me..
nmf

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Staybeautiful143
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 3:20pm UTC

Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow? Me: What? i don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.Mom: What are you talking about?Me: September 1st is when I start mom. Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow Me: Why? the train doesn't leave until eleven. Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all of your supplies? Me: No. I have almost everything, but i still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me? Mom: Taylor, i'm serious. Quit it. Me: Mom i'm scared. Mom: Oh honey! why? Me: ...What if they put me in Hufflepuff? Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM. No mom, I go to Hogwarts.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoAplusSxo
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Looking at a girls Facebook status & thinking,
<3
"yup, they were on Witty"

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