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  1. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    Just sitting in the DARK of my room
    The radio blasting 93Q
    The only LIGHT coming from
    My computer screen
    And
    My phone

  2. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 1:10pm UTC
    When I Was Little...
    While Camping, I closed my eyes and decided to run around.
    Afterwards, I climbed up on the picnic table and stuck my thumb over a candle.
    I ended up hitting a tree and getting burned.
    True Story- do not Steal

  3. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2010 12:21pm UTC
    "Hello. Welcome to the Leprechaun Grill.
    Would you like some Mini Tostadaaaas?"
    -Wizards of Waverly Place
    Episode "My Tutor, Tutor
    Mine, No jocking<3

  4. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    Boy: I'm Sorry, but it's over.
    Girl: *Silence*
    Boy: Are...Are you mad at me?
    Girl: No, you only just broke my heart</3. Why on earth would I have reason what-so-ever to be mad at you?
    Mine-no jocking<3

  5. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    Sharing-Chapter/Part 1
    I looked at myself thoroughly in the mirror. A random blue t-shirt hung loosely on my curvy figure above my jean short-shorts. Possibly the shortest pair I have. My white flip flops flipped and flopped nicely on my feet. My blonde hair, straighten to perfection, was clipped away revealing my cheeks, thoroughly blushed.
    "You look good, can we go now?" My best friend groaned, who was sprawled across my bed munching on popcorn.
    "No- you're not dressed properly," I said, giving her the once over.
    "I dont have anything to wear though," She whined.
    "Mi armario es su armario," I smiled, gesturing towards the walk in closet I've had ever since we moved into this beach house when I was 7.
    "Izzy, you know I got like a D in Spanish last year?" She stated.
    "My closet is your closet," I grabbed her hand and yanked her up off my bed and pushed her towards the closet. "Come back out when you have on something fancy-smancy for the party."
    "Wait," Meggie said, before I could shut the closet door on her. "Its only Heather Claire's party."
    "Yeah- Heather Claire's Beach Party. You see how big my house- hers is bigger. You need to look really good- especially for the boys." I shoved a bathing suit she had left one time at my house at her, telling her to put it on underneath her clothes.
    "If I have to dress fancy- why dont you?" Her face was puzzled.
    My hands grabbed the bottom of the simple cotton shirt, and I yanked it off over my head, revealing what I was really wearing to the party. A strapless red shirt hugged my belly, my two piece bathing suit on underneath. I applied a fresh layer of bright red lip-gloss on my lips to match my shirt and black and red bathing suit. I added a blacker layer of eye liner and slipped into black high heel flip-flops.
    "Do you honestly think my parents would ever let me wear this out of the house? I'd be dead before I leave the yard," I smiled, whipped of the excess make-up and changed back into my cover-up clothes.
    Meggie went into my closet and came back out, a short black dress covering her bathing suit, black heels engulfing her feet, and a red necklace hung on her neck.
    "Like?" Meggie asked.
    "Love!" I exclaimed.
    We slipped out the house, thankfully, without my parents having to take a second look at her thirteen year old daughter and her daughter's best friend.
    "Mom, were walking down the street to Heather's house." I called, halfway out the door.
    "Is there going to be a party?" She asked from her spot on the couch in front of our big screen t.v.
    "Just a few friends over. We might go swimming later. I have my phone on me. We'll be back whenever." I hurried us out the door.
    "Do you know when curfew is?" Mom called.
    "Nope!" Meggie and I announced at the same time as we shut the door and scurried out into the street on our way down to Heather Claire's house before my mom could call out the time to be home.

  6. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2010 12:47pm UTC
    Am I the Only on who thinks
    Social studies is not a good name for the class?
    Because it sounds like we should be studying
    are social lives
    Best friends, drama, and boys should honestly be a class in school<3
    Mine- Do not steal :p

  7. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2010 10:12pm UTC
    Love the one you with
    when you cant be
    With the one you love

  8. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 10:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    Girl Confessions
    [♥]I'm straight
    [ ] I'm gay.
    [ ] I'm bi.
    [ ] I'm unsure
    [♥ ] I wear make up
    [ ♥ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [♥ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [♥] I get jealous easily.
    [ ] I think Megan Fox is sexy.
    [♥] I love to laugh.
    [ ] I like rock music.
    [ ] I like death/black metal.
    [ ] I like rap.
    [ ] I like techno
    [♥ ] I like country
    [ ] I carry a purse
    [♥] I'd be LOST without my iPod
    [ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
    [ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
    [♥ ] I own a boy band CD.
    [ ] I don't get bored watching football.
    [ ] l love Gothic boys.
    [♥] I love geeky boys.
    [♥] I love country boys.
    [] I like skater boys
    [♥] I like athletic boys
    [♥] I love boys that are just themselves.
    [] Girls are confusing.
    [ ♥ ] I've been called a b*tch
    [ ] I've been called a bad influence.
    [♥] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [♥ ] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [♥] My friends are the BESTTT.
    [♥] I would do anything for my friends.
    [ ] I have a tattoo.
    [ ] I want a tattoo.
    [x] I have a piercing
    [ ] I think I love a boy
    [] I have a boyfriend
    [ ♥ ] I want a boyfriend
    [] I like wearing skirts

  10. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    Dont Try To Bully Me
    Dont be mean
    Dont call me names
    Dont get your pleasure
    From my pain
    Because it wont work
    I'm not affected
    Dont try to make me
    Fell Neglected
    You try and try to hurt me
    When will you realize I'm to happy
    You think I have no friends
    I think your judgements really crappy
    You think I'm not popular
    You say it out loud
    When will you realize that I'm me
    And I'm to proud
    I have a forcefeild around me
    Nothing hurtfull can enter
    Because I have everything I need
    With my friends right in the center
    So dont be mean
    So dont call me names
    Because you CANT get your pleasure
    From my pain
    This is all mine.
    No jocking
    Do NOT steal<3

  11. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:44pm UTC
    He And And
    Went You Where
    Out Warned Anyone
    With Me Else
    You And Would
    Now Leave
    I And
    Cry Abandon
    And Me
    Throw
    Things
    And Here You Are..
    My Best Friend

  12. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:21pm UTC
    My Best Friend
    While others try to make me smile
    Only you succeed
    While others will watch be sulk in a corner almost crying
    You try to pull me out
    While others will watch me throw things
    You hand me things to throw
    While others would leave because I'm at my worst
    You stay there to help me through it all
    My Best Friend
    This Is Absolutley Mine

  13. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    "Gir Ready for Duty"
    "Gir? What does the G stand for?"
    "I dont know."
    -Invader Zim
    Rocks (:

  14. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Boys Are Just Plain
    Idiots

  15. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 8:36pm UTC
    i am 116% mentally ill. lmao =]
    [♥] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [♥] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [♥] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [♥] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL: 4
    [] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [♥] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [♥] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [♥] You just sang them to make sure
    [♥] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [♥] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 9
    [♥] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [♥] You type with three fingers or less.
    [♥] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [♥] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [♥] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 14
    [] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [♥] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [♥] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [♥] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 17
    [♥] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [♥] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [♥] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [♥] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 21
    [♥] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [♥] You break a lot of things.
    [♥] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [♥] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [♥] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [♥] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [♥] You don’t know what “um” means
    [♥] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 29
    multiply your score by four and repost as "i am ____% mentally ill." xD

  16. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    Sometimes we just don't appreciate those people who really care for us.
    Until they leave us.
    Until we lose them.
    Then we regret it.
    Outer beauty doesn't matter; it's the inner one that counts.
    It's better to tell someone
    how much you love them.
    Rather than to not tell them
    and lose them without telling them.
    You'll regret it.
    When we fight till the very last minute.
    Just to show and tell someone how much we
    love them.
    Word credit goes to xxhollisterchickxx
    Made pretty by me (:

  17. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 5:34pm UTC
    Have You Ever Wondered...
    Why boys get nervous about asking us out?
    Why boys get nervous about telling us they love?
    When In The End They Never Really Meant A Thing?

  18. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 12:22pm UTC
    Am I Over You?
    No.
    Am I Over You?
    Yes.
    Am I Over You?
    No.
    Am I Over You?
    Yes.
    No.
    I Dont Know.
    All Mine. <3

  19. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 9:34am UTC
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for as long as u remember this! by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you and ur wish will come true!

  20. oatmeal97 oatmeal97
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 12:40am UTC
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    ME
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    Im Not Just Another Number
    No joking please :]

:)

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