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My Name Is
Jordan Nicole!

Hobbies: Reading, writing, acting
Best friends:Erin (Rockerchik97)
Alecia (No witty)
Sports: Swimming, volleyball, basketball
Signature smiley: :p
Signature laugh: Teehee

I have ~~not~~ found my
prince charming
yet.
But I know in my heart
that he is somewhere out there
on this earth...
or on the moon... :p

oatmeal97
posted a quote
September 25, 2010 4:42pm UTC

SKITTLES!!
vs
M&MS!!
Who will win?

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
September 19, 2010 9:23pm UTC

.You Can Only Expect Me To.
<<Answer a question>>
That//my//eyes//fool//
~Me With~
-All mine

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 1:53am UTC

I Swore I Was Over You
Until I heard that one Taylor Swift song
And I couldn't stop thinking
about
Y
O
U

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 27, 2010 1:25am UTC

"Mom, my rooms al l clean!"
"Nothing in the corners or under the bed?"
"Nope"
"I'm going to go check."
"One minute !"
how often does this happen to you??

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 12:10am UTC

11:11
WeGoAroundWishingForStupidThingsLikeBoys.
WhyDoesntAnyoneWishForSomethingUsefullLike
WORLD PEACE
?

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 8:28pm UTC

~SUP~
Favorite//this//if//you//nodded
♥

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 17, 2010 6:43pm UTC

When we were together I always thought,
I couldn't live without him
But hey, looks like its been two months and
I'M STILL ALIVE.
mine<3

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 10:52am UTC

+&Hate-It-When
I wake up in the morning and my friend's hair are all
Perfect
and mine is just a lumpy
Rats-Nest

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 12, 2010 7:21pm UTC

I Dont Wish at 11:11
because//its//not//some
Spontaneous-timing-or-shooting-star
that//makes//it//come//true//its//the
WISHER
that//makes//the//wish//come//true

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 10, 2010 5:42pm UTC

Isn't Mario Super Bros
Just//Another//version//of
Mafia??
Because your going around killing things for $Money$
Mine<3

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 10, 2010 5:05pm UTC

To ♥Love♥ is
< < Nothing > >
To be ♥Loved♥ is
< < Something > >
To ♥Love♥ and be ♥loved♥ is
< < Everything > >
for softballchicky99e's contest

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 9, 2010 11:32pm UTC

BLONDE MOMENT #1
*Going for a walk with my friend*
My friends mom: Stay away from the black kitty with a white stripe!
Me: What a kitty?! Why do we have to stay away from it?
My friend: Its a skunk.
Me: oohh. I knew that.

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Teenage Dream?
Last time I checked Katy Perry
25 isn't a teenager.
Mine. No stealing.
no haters please either

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 4, 2010 2:11pm UTC

No, I'm not a Size0
but that doesn't mean
you can call me
FAT
Fave if you've even been called fat
just because your not a small size

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 3, 2010 1:09am UTC

+& Am I the only one who
tries being quiet getting a snack at 1 am but end up making a racket anyway?

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 2, 2010 10:10pm UTC

8th Grade.
I'm going to be my prettiest.
I'm going to be my happiest.
I'm going to be my smartest.
I'm going to find that one perfect boy.
I'm going to find that one perfect friend.
I'm going to find that one perfect year.
I'm letting no one stop me.

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
August 2, 2010 3:15pm UTC

....When best friends aren't there....
....When boys fail....
....When family isn't an option....
Turn to
MUSIC
Totally mine.
Please no stealing <3

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
July 29, 2010 1:51am UTC

30 Days; 30 Letters
Day 2- Your Crush
Dear Crush,
I don't think we've met. All girls are suppose to have crushes, but the feeling has gone from my body-you can blame a certain guy for that. But I dont know who you are. But I'll tell you when I know who you are.
-Jordan Nicole

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
July 29, 2010 1:44am UTC

30 Days; 30 Letters
Day 1- Your Best Friend
Dear Erin,
You are truly and unconditionally my best friend. I feel that I can tell you anything and everything and I hope you feel the same way. We hang out all the time and like every weekend. Also-cant wait to go camping this weekend with you andAlecia!
-Jordan Nicole

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oatmeal97
posted a quote
July 29, 2010 1:12am UTC

I CANT tell you what it really is
Only what is feels like
And right now its a -Love the Way you Life
Steal knife Eminem+Rihanna
in my
wind pipe

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