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CapturedQuotes
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 10:35am UTC

Not to spoil the ending,
but everything is going to be allright. ♥

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eagleclaire14
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 8:52am UTC

"B*TCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER
F*CKER TO THE GROUND NOW
WHERE IS IT?"
"Sir, calm down your toy is under the
McNuggets."

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umademeloveyou
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:16pm UTC

YES. Now I can tell my children
I lived threw an earthquake

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mackenzieautumn
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:57pm UTC

One day I'm going to open a store called"Finally 22"it'll be right next to Forever 21

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kiamazdaa
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:04pm UTC

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Rachel*
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:19am UTC

I don't hate school i just hate,
the teachers, homework, exams, and waking up in the morning.

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FreakyiiZ
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:45am UTC

( . , ) - ( _--- D_ )====J
^planking♥

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lovlierthanyouxoxo
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Dear McDonalds Cashier,
Don't give me that look.. Last time I checked,there was no age limit on happy meals.
Sincerely,
Don't forget the toy.
notminecredittowhoever

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lovelife6
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:46pm UTC

i hate it when a shower
has two options:
3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in antarctica.

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soliderbear4
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Next time i see an 8 year old kissing her boyfriend
i'm gonna go up to them and go old lady on them.
"DANG FLABBIT KIDS DONT NEED DEM BOYFRIENDS AT THAT AGE
HERES A QUARTER AND BUY YOUR SELF A GUMBALL
ENJOY YOUR YOUNG AGE"

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keegster
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:41pm UTC

And that's what high school does.
I t ( [ c h a n g e s ] ) p e o p l e i n t o t h e p e r s o n t h e y s a i d
THEY'D NEVER BE.

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happinessthekeytolife
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:25am UTC

when i was your age
i lost my tooth
not my virginity.

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ohhemmgeeitszoe
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:10pm UTC

Hey Mom Can I -
Who's driving
Who's going to be there
What time does it start
What time will you be home
Where is it
Why is it happening
Fav if your mom does this.

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codysimpson143
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:01pm UTC

Am i the only one...
that wonders if our parents
ACTUALLY
believe we go to sleep
when they tell us to?

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xxlizzay814
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:02pm UTC

♥♥♥
I loved
your handshake, meeting my father. i loved how you walked with your hands in your pockets. how you'd kiss me when i was in the middle of saying something. ,'
There's not a day I don't miss
those rude interruptions.
♥♥♥
nmf.

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xoxomindaxoxo
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:03pm UTC

God made most guys taller then girls
so that when a girl goes to hug a guy
she can hear if his heart is beating for her
or if there is nothing there.

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Embeasley11
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:05pm UTC

Those times When you go to the grocery store with your parentsJust to get all the good food.

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xkaleighx19
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:09pm UTC

that cute moment
when you catch him staring
and he doesn't look away
♥
nmf, nmq

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xoxomindaxoxo
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:10pm UTC

I just realized..
lots of stuff goes on in ke$has basement.

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EmilyLovesYerFace
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:14pm UTC

shes the type of girl,
who turns to music when her hearts broken.
the type of girl with the pretty face who only gets used, who never felt loved.
the type of girl who let's herself get hurt,
because that's all she's ever known.
she is the type of girl, who deserves so much better than what she gets.
♥

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