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  1. mooymolo mooymolo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 12:01pm UTC
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  2. xSarahLovesYoux xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:29am UTC
    The weird conversation that only you
    and your best friend understand. ♥

  3. 1laura1218 1laura1218
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 11:25am UTC
    The awkward moment, when
    you start having a random
    cough attack during a quiet part
    of class.

  4. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Step 1:
    Open fridge...nothing to eat.
    Step 2 :
    Open pantry...nothing to eat.
    Step 3:
    Lower standards & repeat 1 & 2
    nmf/nmq

  5. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    The scary moment when...
    you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.
    {mini heart attack...}

    ~Nmq.
    I

  6. music4ever23z music4ever23z
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    *Buying stuff at
    the store*
    Cashier: "Are you buying
    all these? :)" Me: "No, I'm
    stealing them. I just
    wanted to show
    you first."
    format by sandrasaurus

  7. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
    BOY: Yes, of course.
    GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
    BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
    GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
    BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
    GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
    BOY: Oh, okay.
    *Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
    GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
    *Answers phone.*
    GIRL: Hello?
    BOY: I love you

  8. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Phil went back to the Future.
    Raven went to College.
    Hannah Montana revealed her Secret.
    Zach and Cody finally Graduated.
    Alex became the Russo Family Wizard.
    now were left with...
    a teenage nanny.
    two dramatic dancers.
    & an annoying family.
    My childhood is officially over.

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:08am UTC
    W h o is t h i s "f e a t." a n d w h y i s h e i n
    s o m a n y s o n g s
    nmq!

  10. yeahxriannax3 yeahxriannax3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Warning:
    Remove Baby before folding stroller.
    ----Oh thank god you told me; i wouldn't have known.

  11. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Zoey 101; My favorite part.
    Chase: You're right.
    Michael: We know you miss Zoey man.
    Chase: I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her.When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole. I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feelings ever gonna go away.
    Can you believe it's been 4 years?
    MeeAndYoouFormats;
    Wonderstruck_Layouts
    www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

  12. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:26am UTC
    *Get home from school*"And may the feast commence!"I follow back ^_^

  13. ISeeADayToRemember ISeeADayToRemember
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    That moment when you get shampoo in you're eyes
    & you feel like you're about to die.
    NMF

  14. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
    My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
    "To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

  15. Sunshine2014 Sunshine2014
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    ‎0 likes- I'm ugly.. ;(3 likes- I'm okay.. D:5 likes- I'm cute..:/8 likes- I'm attractive.. :)10 likes- I'm fineee.. ;)15 likes- I'm gorgeous.. :D20 likes or more - Beyound gorgeousPost this as your status to see howmany you get

  16. _love_stinks_ _love_stinks_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    The journey of 1ooo miles
    begins with one step.
    -nmf.

  17. JanneteStyles1 JanneteStyles1
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:11am UTC
    When There Is Problems In My Life, I Put My Music On Blast, And They All Just Vanish.
    Music=Life

  18. Madie Madie
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:17am UTC
    10 THINGS THAT MATTER MORE
    1. I am breathing
    2. There is food in my fridge, a roof over my head
    and clothes in my closet
    3. The world is much bigger than this town.
    4. I'll be out there soon enough.
    5. I have not lost hope.
    6. There are millions of books I've yet to read.
    7. Someone has it much, much worse
    8. Someone just died... and again...
    9. A child was born in this moment...... and again...
    10. I can name someone who loves me
    Now, don't you feel better?

  19. ChasinMyDreams123 ChasinMyDreams123
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:51am UTC
    Dream higher
    than the
    Sky
    and deeper than
    the
    ocean♥

  20. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:18am UTC
    you
    H.O.P.E
    Hold On, Pain Ends

:)

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