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Step 1:
 Open fridge...nothing to eat.
Step 2 :
Open pantry...nothing to eat.
Step 3:
Lower standards & repeat 1 & 2
nmf/nmq

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Step 1: Open fridge...nothing to eat. Step 2 : Open pantry...nothing

199 faves · Aug 22, 2012 8:16pm

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