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CandEProductions
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August 15, 2010 10:53pm UTC

i just realized that London Tipton
is based off of Paris Hilton

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x3wittyfades
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April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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xoalicecullenxo
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March 4, 2011 7:17pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
.: w h e n a g u y a c c i d e n t l y h i t s y o u r b o o b :.

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cx3
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October 16, 2010 3:54pm UTC

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

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qwi
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February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

how awesome \\
would be playing hide-n-go seek
in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
font not mine.

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lovemexo13
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April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Hey Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo

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livlafluv95
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June 12, 2011 11:33am UTC

if i'm ever on a date &it's bad...
I'm just gonna stand up and say,
"i'm an actor, they're all actors, and you're on MTV's disaster date!"
& run out.

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loovetayloor
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June 16, 2011 6:36pm UTC

Every house
has a smell, except your own. ♥

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BrightBlonde
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June 16, 2011 6:37pm UTC

s h i t h a p p e n s .

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sydissic
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June 16, 2011 6:50pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk!"
"DUDE! You said that you hoped the Canucks were winning!"
[ ♥] if you love the bruins

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jadanicolegalland64
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June 16, 2011 6:53pm UTC

BRB
my pet dragon got loose again ;)

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keepitclassyx3
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June 16, 2011 6:57pm UTC

Dear Rebecca,
You're a disgrace to the family name.
Sincerly, Sirius.
not my format :]

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DesAndNateQuotes
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June 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC

" Excuse me, you're being a bit loud. "
"you're being a bit ugly, but i'm not f ucking complaining."
-Destery Moore (DesAndNate) - "Destery Caught Yelling At A TV"

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maybaby12
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June 16, 2011 7:10pm UTC

Admit It,
every girl wants to go to a summer camp like in The Parent Trap. ♥

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