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DesandNate are two boys from Idaho who get way too bored with their mundane town and decide to better it by making videos on YouTube. The landmark of 400,000 Subscribers has been hit, FLY HIGH SUBSCRIBERS!
Destery Micheal Smith (right) was born in Bakersfield CA. From a young age, he aspired to be a director in films. His many hobbies include: Singing, playing video games, DJ-ing, making videos, making techno, parkour.
Nathan Travis Owens (left) was born in Sagle Idaho. He enjoys being a ninja. The end. He has a girlfriend named Leda.
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December 5, 2011 10:01pm UTC

i d o n ' t l i k e v i o l e n c e .
even though I play call of duty.
8 h o u r s a d a y .
-Destery Moore (DesAndNate, CapnDesDes) - Q&A #7

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December 5, 2011 9:54pm UTC

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December 5, 2011 9:43pm UTC

have you ever had
Such a bad day
That everything bad
that happens to you
You just laugh and say
"That WOULD happen to me today."
-Destery Moore (DesAndNate) Twitter - CapnDesDes

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September 5, 2011 9:28pm UTC

Now, while most
Cab Drivers
Look like
Will Smith &
Cruella DeVille put together,
Or like a
Saudi Arabian Dumbledore
The cab driver I had the sincere pleasure of meeting
Looked like
Hulk Hogan's dick muscles.
And if you know anything about cab drivers,
You probably know that
When you hop in their vehicle,
they try and act like they're your friend.
" HEY BUDDY! WHERE TO?! :D "
"Could you just take me to the airport...
I need to catch a flight."
"THE AIRPORT?! YOU GOT IT, STUD :D "
- Destery Moore ( DesAndNate ) - Journey To Vidcon 2

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September 1, 2011 8:44pm UTC

One of the things that happened this year at Vidcon,
Supposedly, Vidcon put on this
"Dance Party"
And supposedly in this
"Dance Party"
There were people
"Dancing"
I don't know why that needed a quotation, but apparently it did...
...
I head down, like, I'm going down, you know, to this dance party,
And the first thing I hear is:
"FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON - "
And I was like
UH-UH.
This is NOT Friday, for one thing,
I'm not gonna get down,
And I'm certainly not looking forward to the weekend!
- Destery Moore ( DesAndNate ) Journey To Vidcon 2!

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August 12, 2011 9:06pm UTC

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August 11, 2011 11:11pm UTC

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August 10, 2011 11:11pm UTC

You know, I'm no toy expert,
But I'm pretty sure no one would buy
" Woody The Snake "
What kind of sexual inuendo f uckin' company
made this thing?
" I'm woody the snake! "
" OH, TURN ME SIDEWAYS."
-Destery Moore and Nathan Owens (DesAndNate) Random Old Clips

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August 7, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Okay, so I got some pretty interesting questions.
I'm really going to enjoy answering them.
Here we go!
Q: Are you a virgin?
A: AHAH
Question number 2.
-Nathan Owens (DesAndNate) AhoyNateo Q&A #1

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August 1, 2011 4:16pm UTC

jayciecutie01'sformat
man i smell like fear and hookers.
o h , t h i s i s n ' t m y
s h i r t , t h a t ' s w h y .
Destery (DesAndNate) IDEK 3 - Osamas Dick
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July 29, 2011 3:20pm UTC

Q -" HOW OLD AND AWKWARD WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? "
A - I don't even remember how old I was, to be honest
I think I was like fourteen...
But let's just say, it was very awkward.
I'LL DO A RE-ENACTMENT :
" hey, I'm thirteen year old destery :) "
" I'M SOME REALLY UGLY BIITCH. LET'S MAKE OUT. "
" is your leg supposed to be up when we're making out? \: "
" YEAH. JUST GO WITH IT. "
" wait a second...are you supposed to be naked? o.o "
" OF COURSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NAKED.
EVERYONE WHO MAKES OUT IS NAKED. "
" i don't..i don't think so.. \:
and uh who's that guy in the corner with the video camera? "
" Oh, don't mind me, I'm just gonna film this and put it up on the internet (; "
" okai, i guess i'm gonna lean in for the kiss now (: "
* leans in *
* starts to kiss *
" BLEUGHLABLEUGHBLEHGUBEUGLEGLEHRELGBEUHREL "
Destery (DesAndNate)
CapnDesDes q&a8
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July 23, 2011 8:48pm UTC

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July 11, 2011 5:34pm UTC

" Guess what? "
" CHICKEN BUTT?! "
" Actually, no, not this time..."
-Destery Moore (DesAndNate)

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July 11, 2011 5:29pm UTC

I think I'm gonna go take a bath.
I think I'm gonna go eat some crackers.
I think I'm gonna go have a bowl of Captain Crunch.
I think I'm gonna go climb up a ten story building and then fart.
I think I'm gonna go adopt a baby.
I think I'm gonna go plant a tree... in a high school terrarium.
-Destery Moore ( DesAndNate )
-Sappy Sentiments

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June 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC

" Excuse me, you're being a bit loud. "
"you're being a bit ugly, but i'm not f ucking complaining."
-Destery Moore (DesAndNate) - "Destery Caught Yelling At A TV"

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June 16, 2011 6:46pm UTC

I got this card in the mail
It's like
' get well soon. '
.
...there's literally nothing wrong with me
l i k e , a t a l l .
It means so much to me, that someone would take the time to
B r i n g m e a c a r d .
I'm not feeling anything...
' hey hun, did i get a card in the mail? '
' uh ....yeah...'
-Detery Moore (DesAndNate) - I Love You XD

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