I'm nice to people, I'm a flirt.
I'm mean, I'm a b*tch.
I straighten my hair, I'm fake.
I dress nice, I'm too fancy.
I dress in sweats, I look like a bum.
I speak up, I talk to much.
I don't speak, I'm to quiet.
I say something dirty, I'm weird.
I don't laugh at dirty jokes, I'm prude and no fun.
I cry, I want attention.
I don't cry, I'm heartless.
I'll never win.