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FallenAngel*
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November 25, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Dude I was not that drunk!
You went up to a random homeless guy with a beard
and screamed "Dumbledore, you're alive!!"

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Smile Hope *
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November 25, 2013 8:07am UTC

What if I just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth.

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mads*
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November 24, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Everyone has an Angel. A Guardian who watches over us. We can't know what for they'll take. One day, old man. Next day, little girl. But don't let appearences fool you, they can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart. Reminding that it's us. It's everyone of us who holds the power over the world we create.

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FallenAngel*
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November 25, 2013 12:46pm UTC

#2 Dude I was not that drunk!
Dude, you were in my closet yelling
"Where the f/ck is Narnia?"

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Dishonored*
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November 25, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Once, I tried to teach my sister
how to crochet on the way to the airport.
The whole time everyone wouldn't stop laughing because anything she said could have been taken s.exually."I can't get my thingy in the hole." "My hole is so tight." "I'm playing with my thingy and hole."

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ImAwesome12345678
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November 24, 2013 9:25pm UTC

sometimes following your heart means losing your mind

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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* Sabaism *
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November 25, 2013 12:12am UTC

Story Time with Lyric #343453426
My sister once asked me to get her chocolate
Because she was on her period
I said no because I didn't want to get up
And I went to sleep
She was so upset
She stuck two of her used tampons up my nose
And two in my ears
Sigh.
I can still smell and hear period to this day

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icanttakeitanylonger
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November 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC

PENCIL: You know, im really sorry.
ERASER: For what? you didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry,'cause you get hurt because of me. Whenever i make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose apart of yourself. You get smaller and smaller everytime.
ERASER: That's true, but i really dont mind. You see, i was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, i know i'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, im actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad :)

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Vinita*
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November 24, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Confession #36:My first facebook profile picturewas a pineapple

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writtenrain*
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November 24, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Lately I've been I've been losing sleep
DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BE

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Megoz7
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November 24, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I learned a lot about falling in love when I fell out of love.
I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone.
♥♥♥

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Ninja918
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November 24, 2013 8:19pm UTC

You can't start the next chapter
of your life if you keep re-reading
the last one.
Cookiedoughformats

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
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November 23, 2013 12:16am UTC

Today my history teacher asked us,
"What is today the 50th anniversary of?"
And I blurted out
"DOCTOR WHO!"
Then she starred at me for a minute,
and said,
"No, It's the 50th anniversary of the assasination on JFK."
And I bowed my head in shame while the class laughed at me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
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November 19, 2013 5:09pm UTC

I am good, but not an angel.
I do sin, but I am not the devil.
I am just a small girl in a big world
trying to find someone to
Love

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flyingbacon7
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August 13, 2013 12:17am UTC

As I'm writing this quote
People are out kissing the ones they love
Babies are being born
Couples are getting married
People are dying
People are crying
People are smiling
People are watching t.v.
People are sleeping
People are laughing
Everyone out there is doing so many different things
And here I sit writing a quote

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flyingbacon7
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August 12, 2013 2:42am UTC

Most people have a best friend that they can tell everything to
But you know what I have?
A cow
And let me tell you cows are the coolest

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xoxoMAKxoxo
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September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
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