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yourcool
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 10:09pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

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JustTheWayIAm
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:09pm UTC

i hate it when
you can't talk because
you're about to cry.
and you'll probably get laid lolololol

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audreyann
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC

I respect the guy that let
girls join the army.
Girl on her period + gun=
unstoppable.

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arii321
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Saying a lyrics to a song
and realizing ---------------------
How weird it sounds not singing it <<<<<

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ninadelmauroxoxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:00pm UTC

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger,
Stand a little taller doesnt mean im lonely when im alone,
What doesnt kill you makes a fighter,
Footsteps even lighter,
Doesnt mean im over because your gone
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger, stronger,
Just me, myself, and i
~Kelly Clarkson<3

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gooliaxo98
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:04pm UTC

AMAZING MEDICAL FACTS;
1. nobody can open their mouth all the way then get their tongue past their lips
2. 90% of you people who are reading this tried it
3.100% just found out it was false.
5.a simple majority of you just laughed
6.most of those people didnt notice we skipped number 4
6. most of them just went back and checked
7. most of them missed that we also skipped the number 2
8. got you again
9.but did you catch us repeating 6?
10.you didnt wanna look , did you?

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Questionable97
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 6:00pm UTC

TO DO LIST: Wake up. Paste a smile on that face. Try to keep it there.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:37pm UTC

» I have been trying
to start a conversation with you & you just blow me off...
if you're not into me, tell me so i don't waste
all of this effort on you.

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:59pm UTC

like for that look
you shoot your best friend
when the teacher says
PARTNERS
♥

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chocolate_monsterx3
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Format By chocolate_monsterx3
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Shout-out
to my boyfriend in the hospital
with a severe case of non-existence
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
not my quote-tumblr

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:32pm UTC

"What's Wrong?"
"if you want to know, read my quotes. they explain everything."

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† HOPE *
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

What Happened To...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G. I. R. L. ] <3
Sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
First comes love, then comes marriage.
And here comes B.O.Y. with the baby carriage.
(:
Now Its Turned Into...
[ B.O.Y. ] and [ G.I.R.L. ] </3
Sitting in a tree.
G.I.R.L. gets c-r-u-s-h-e-d.
First comes heartbreak, then comes hell.
And here comes B.O.Y. with a brand new G.I.R.L.
):
snmqn nmq-

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OhHeyItsKennedi
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:43pm UTC

I sleep too much,
parents complain.
Don't get enough sleep,
parents complain.
I eat too much,
parents complain.
I don't eat enough,
parents complain.
I'm always in my room,
parents complain.
I go out too much,
parents complain.
I CAN'T WIN.

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Mystic
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 11:29am UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
This isn't the kind of present I wanted..
Love, Teenage girls on their period for Christmas♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 4:58pm UTC

I Won't Ever
give up on you, even though I know you gave up on me a long time ago.

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evilpanda
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 9:53am UTC

----------♥ ----------
Texting
the same person all day and night
and never getting bored
just because you like them
t h a t m u c h .
----------♥ ----------

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 8:58pm UTC

The Amanda Show
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pink toilet.
Pink toilet who?
I'm gonna hit you in the head with a pink toilet.
Pink toilet who?
Huh?
*whack*
Pink toilet who?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 1:32am UTC

everything i like is either:
illegal ,
immoral,
fattening,
addictive,
expensive,
or
impossible.

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Loveyouskater11
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 8:11pm UTC

Whenever i see you
i just want to sing
"someone like you"
to you
so that you would know that i miss you, and i am trying my best to forget about you
even though i never will

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BaronThinksYourAmazing
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 8:11pm UTC

Gay [X]
Lesbian [X]
Bisexual [X]
Straight [X]
Doesn't Matter [√]
Everyone is equal.

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