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  1. livelovedance livelovedance
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    getting a top quote
    is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry. ♥

  2. LoveLikeWoexD LoveLikeWoexD
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Jacob Black
    Just took a shower
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    1 person like this
    Edward Cullen
    Its about time..
    23 hours ago · Like
    Jacob Black
    Let me rephrase-Just took a shower with Bella
    22 hours ago · Like
    Bella Swan
    Stop it Jacob.
    21 hours ago · like
    Jacob Black
    Why? You didn't tell me to stop when we were in the shower.
    21 hours ago · like
    Edward Cullen
    I'm getting angry
    21 hours ago · like
    Jacob Black
    Wtf are you going to do about it? Sparkle me to death?
    5 hours ago · like

  3. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Thanks to Facebook
    I now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
    One mirror at a time

  4. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    when the
    teacher is talking to the whole class, but she chooses to stare directly at you.

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    When You
    pass by in the halls, I try not to look at you. but trust me;
    it's the only thing I want to do


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 5:50am UTC
    When I First Watched
    The Princess Diaries;
    I thought Genovia was a real country ♥

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  9. lovelife17 lovelife17
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 1:45am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. ilovemattshhdonttell ilovemattshhdonttell
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    did you know On October 31st, 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, all while singing "I Will Survive". After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on my Facebook that I barely know told me. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP YOUR FREE ACCOUNT.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Daisyy20 Daisyy20
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    those stupid selfish teachers who always eat in front of you during a class. -__-

  13. blahblahblah2011 blahblahblah2011
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:35am UTC
    chloe is amazing ; i just love her so much :3 ♥

  14. lovexisxlife lovexisxlife
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:44am UTC
    Does anyone else on witty..
    wear skinny jeans?(:

  15. aprilGLEEK aprilGLEEK
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 12:31am UTC
    Fave and I'll tell you the name of someone you sound good with :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    I ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT
    the girls who wear short-shorts & belly shirts..
    BUT THE TRUTH IS,
    if I had the body for it,
    I WOULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM.
    sixbillionsecrets.
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  18. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    just for once
    i'd like to be someones first choice

  19. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Dear iPod,
    When i put you on shuffle,i meant play all of my favourite songs.
    Sincerely,
    skip,skip,skip,skip.
    nmf/q

  20. juliaaaaaaxo juliaaaaaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Favorite this quote and..
    I'll write a boys name that sounds good with yours on your profile :)

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