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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    format by: idance.
    "I have a question."
    *Teacher walks away*
    "Umm okay that's cool too."

  2. LiamFowler LiamFowler
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    In the end, girls really just want
    one thing from us guys. All of our hoodies.
     

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Lord Voldemort's nose
    was longer than Kim Kardashian's marrriage </3

  4. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Ok, listen. I love you so much; you mean everything to me and I'm so afraid of losing you. I'm always thinking of you and every time I hear your name, I get butterflies.
    Um, what...?
    Sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. aprilGLEEK aprilGLEEK
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:21am UTC
    Do you think my best friend likes me?
    1. He gave me a bracelet & chocolate on my b'day.
    2. He tells me I'm his best friend in the whole wide world. ♥
    3. He always chooses to be partners with me.
    4. Everyone think's we're going out and he doesn't give a crap. :)
    5. He chose my birthday party over a lazer squirmish party with his guy friends and he's never gone to a lazer squirmish place.
    6. He told everyone he liked this girl, but only told me he lied.
    7. I think I like him now.. :3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Did you know♥
    that when a person looks
    at you then looks down, they are
    absolutely crazy about you.

  9. sophasurusrex sophasurusrex
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    this quote is really ugly,
    id be suprised if it made
    it to the top quotes...
    dont bother faving it,
    because itl only get a few
    so yeah.

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    i'll admit it.
    i really do wan't a witty best friend. one who will be there for me
    through thick & thin. one who i can text all day long and never get bored.
    one that will be there for me for my weakest moments. one that
    understands what i'm going through. one that will not give up on
    me after a couple of weeks. one that will support me.
    i just need one true witty best friend. ♥

  11. Lovenouritto Lovenouritto
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    Try clicking ctrl + G while faving this quote!
    Scary xD

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    y o u ' r e s u c h a
    QT 3.14
    fave if you get it

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Can I Trust You?
    or do I have to remind you n o t t o t e l l a n y o n e ?

  14. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Yesterday I saw a gorgeous blonde girl get out of her car at Starbucks. Out loud, forgetting I had my brother in the car, I stated, "I want to be her. I want to be just like that." "No," my little brother said, "She's a look a like. You stand out. You're different. I think what other boys think. If I wasn't your brother I would date you. You are so pretty." He's only eleven.

  15. TheGirlWhoLived TheGirlWhoLived
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Kim Possible: Ron & his rat.
    Harry Potter: Ron & his rat.
    Jersey Shore: Ron & his rat.

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    On a scale of 1-100, how mature are you?
    ...69

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    to do list:
    get a cup of water
    hold it over my head
    breathe underwater.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    awkward eye contact with
    someone attractive.♥

  20. lovehauntsyou lovehauntsyou
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>> nmq
    Try holding down the "Shift" Key,
    While clicking the fave button:)

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