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BlackButterflies
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August 2, 2013 6:33am UTC

when i say that i get embarrassed when fictional characters do stupid stuff i don't mean that i roll my eyes and whisper 'you idiot'. i mean that i will pause the televison/throw the book across the room, bury my face in a pillow and make muffled noises of anguish into the pillow for several minutes, often while lying on the floor.

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Just a friendly reminder that
the first thing you ever did was get pushed out your mom's vagîna

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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ChocoTaco
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August 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Me: *sees kid with T-shirt of my favorite band*
Me: Hey what's up? I love your shirt!! We should totally hang out.
Kid: ...Do I know you?
Me: Duh, we're in the same fandom.

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Sõ Î hëärd ŷòü lïkæ ßóÿs ŵìth åccënts

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ChocoTaco
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August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven
for people who upload full albums to youtube.

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