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  1. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    SHE
    SAID
    YES
    !!!

  2. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Diana, will you do me the honor of being my girlfriend.

  3. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 10:54pm UTC
    I still feel like death, but I'm out of the hospital for now. I'm sorry I've been gone. I love you babe!

  4. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    im getting kicked out. i need
    somewhere to go

  5. Cheshire Kitten* Cheshire Kitten*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 12:27am UTC
    Alone.Yes, that's the keyword,the most awful word in theEnglish tongue. Murder doesn'thold a candle to it and Hell isonly a poor synonym.-Stephen King-


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 10:27am UTC
    Wow,
    It's almost as cold as my soul outside

  8. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    *Me every other year*
    Alone on Valentine's day again. Bummer.
    *This year*
    Guy: Hey do you want to go out to eat on valenti...
    Me: Could you not.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    And I thought I loved him.
    What a silly girl I was.

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    some days i want wear a ton of pink and frilly dresses, and always have perfectly curled hair with nice makeup. i want to own a bunch of high heels and have a fresh manicure every week with a different purse for each season.
    other days i want to wear a bunch of baggy plaid shirts and dye my hair all the colors of the rainbow. i'd wish i'd have 20 pairs of ripped jeans, a bunch of piercings, and wear doc martens and converse every day.
    but most of the time
    What I wear has no sense of coordination whatsoever, my hair looks the same almost every day, my nails usually look terrible, most of my shoes are either too plain or don't match anything, and my daily goal goes from looking 100% good to looking a step above "just got out of bed" within a matter of minutes.

  11. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:00pm UTC
    AND DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART.
    o
    NE DAY you're gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you!

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    i'm just the girl
    who is pushed on the ends
    and gets cut out of the picture
    i'm just the girl
    who is invisible and unnoticeable
    msybe that's why i'm always chosen last
    or gets judged by the silent eyes
    because i'm that girl
    -j.h.

  13. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 12:55am UTC
    Top quotes are a lot like color TV's. Back in the day, it was rare to have one and it was something to be proud of. It sometimes made you more popular in the community. Now, almost everyone has one and it isn't really anything special at all.

  14. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    So there has been alot of quotes recently about missing the old witty,
    and I have been doing a pretty good job about keeping my mouth shut.
    I had a witty back in 2010, and yeah it was different, there were some good aspects back then
    but it was also much worse than it is now.
    In the old witty, your chances of making top quotes was one in a million
    on witty now, everyone seems to have an even chance at making top quotes
    Back then we had way more egotistic boys and fake accounts
    on witty now, there are more real, kind people.
    It is easier to make friends and grow close to people now
    and although it may not be the same as the old witty
    I think witty now is still pretty great. Just be grateful
    that it is still here, because we almost lost it at one point
    there could not be a witty, so stop complaining
    and if you want the old witty back
    put as much effort into changing it as you do complaining
    and maybe, just maybe, we will get somewhere.
    ~End Rant~

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:57pm UTC
    i just don't understand how
    people just "forget to eat"

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:45pm UTC
    it's the remix to ignition,
    college student edition.
    i eat poptarts for dinner,
    i can't afford my tuition.

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    Whenever I open my laptop
    I feel like it speaks to me
    I feel like it's saying
    "Kelsey, come on witty"
    "Check your notifications"
    "Write more quotes"
    It's just a tempation I can't resist

  18. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    Bruises fade but the pain lasts forever...
    please favourite this. I'm trying to get the message across. you don't have to like it. just fave.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    How do you even eyeliner?

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