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  1. FacelesAngel* FacelesAngel*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    your face?
    i like that

  2. whoami* whoami*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    I'm drowning,
    and you're standing three feet away
    screaming "learn how to swim."

  3. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    I will wait for
    you because
    honestly I don't
    want anyone
    else.

  4. whoami* whoami*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 8:20pm UTC
    they asked me for drugs so I told them about your smile

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

  6. Jasmine❤😘* Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Im a drug. Your an addict. Come on baby make me your worst habit.

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 12:10am UTC
    Finn: it's your own star
    Rachel: you named a star after me?
    Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
    -Glee

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    if a puppy falls asleep on you you're not allowed to move its illegal

  9. iphone_bacon iphone_bacon
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    Nutella=LIFE

  10. iphone_bacon iphone_bacon
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    I Love you
    I really do
    I love even when your blue
    I love you when your gooey
    I love you when your soft
    I love when your chocaltey.
    Cookie do you love me too-ity

  11. iphone_bacon iphone_bacon
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:03pm UTC
    Its a true known fact that if you listen to Lorde your a hipster.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:20am UTC
    having "feelings" is ruining my
    reputation of being a heartless btch


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:29am UTC
    hey do you mind taking your clothes off?
    i'd like to see how angels hide their wings

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:39am UTC
    You may mess up, but you are not a mess up.
    You may make mistakes, but you are not a mistake.
    You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.
    You may fall, but you are not a failure.
    You are not your downfalls.

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 3:12am UTC
    That amazing victory dance you do:
    *After you finish a long essay for school
    *After you succesfully get your skinny jeans on
    *When the fridge is full of delicious food
    *When someone favorites your quote
    * You do well on a test you didn't study for

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:35am UTC
    children wake up early because
    they still get excited about life

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:32am UTC
    someone, someday is going to say
    "i have to go to the moon" in a bored, defeated tone

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 2:01am UTC
    the bags under my eyes are designer

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