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Member Since: 22 Oct 2013 09:03pm

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i go by the name naomi, i love to read and eat :) i go to high school and you'll find more abou me as time goes by

naomiluvsyhu
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December 31, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Rolanda: "EW! get away from me!!"
Richard: "she wants meh"

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naomiluvsyhu
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November 19, 2013 4:38pm UTC

you're hot hahaha where do u live? ;)
I live out of your league ;)

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naomiluvsyhu
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November 19, 2013 4:32pm UTC

but mom, yodeling is my passion

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naomiluvsyhu
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November 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

we should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.

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naomiluvsyhu
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November 8, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Sometimes i like to dig a hole in my back yard stand in the hole and pretend i am a carrot

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 30, 2013 7:17pm UTC

so last year I had a cool bus driver!
if everyone was respectful and got in no drama inside the bus
he would get our names and we would tell him what food we wanted
and he would buy it
yea be jealous!

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I wish you were with me so I can tell you directly how much you mean to me. I will hold you tight and hug you near my heart so that you can hear what its trying to whisper, You are the reason why I am beating.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:54pm UTC

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I would dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life did not already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Girls are like Pokemon, it does not matter how good you are, you can not catch any if you don't have any balls.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:06pm UTC

lesson of the day:
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 9:04pm UTC

Two men are hunting when one accidentally shoots the other.
He freaks out and calls 911 on his cell-phone:
"I just accidentally shot my friend while we were hunting! I think he's dead! What do i do?! What do I do?"
"Ok sir. Calm down. First let's make sure your friend is really dead. . . "
"Ok! Hang on! "
BANG!
"Ok. He's really dead. Now what?"

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 22, 2013 9:32pm UTC

what are your favourite youtubers that are funny, or do pranks or whatever that you enjoy! i am bored so i will go look at their videos.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 22, 2013 9:29pm UTC

I am not drunk, I am just intoxicated by you.

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 22, 2013 9:27pm UTC

Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out ;)

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 22, 2013 9:15pm UTC

me: *walking away*
him: Hey aren't you forgetting something
me: what?
him: Me!

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naomiluvsyhu
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October 22, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Hey guys so i guess you can say i am new to Wp but thats not true. I been on witty profiles like 3 years ago but now decided to make an account.
I have seen the fights, disagreements, the love for each other. So now its my turn to return the favor. Cause its time for the old witty to come back!

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