Two
men are hunting when one accidentally shoots the
other.
He
freaks out and calls 911 on his cell-phone:
"I
just accidentally shot my friend while we were hunting! I think
he's dead! What do i do?! What do I
do?"
"Ok
sir. Calm down. First let's make sure your friend is really
dead. . . "
"Ok!
Hang on! "
BANG!
"Ok.
He's really dead. Now what?"
