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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:46am UTC
    i really hate people who think that "freedom of speech" means "i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you're not allowed to get mad"

  5. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 1:16am UTC
    Sometimes you want to fix someone,
    but they're so far lost that they must be bought back to reality first.

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 12:19pm UTC
    losers, there's still a week to go
    stop with the valentines day quotes
    (pls.)

  7. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    Do you believe in God? Honestly. Fave if you do. I want to know how many people on here actually do.

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
    I have three sides:
    The quiet, sweet side
    The fun and crazy side
    The side you never want to see

  9. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:36am UTC
    me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
    mom: what
    me:
    mom:
    me: Virgin Mobile
    mom: go to your room

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    i remember how annoying and stupid i thought the jonas brothers were and i didn't know why so many girls were obsessed with them back in 2006-2009
    but when i first heard of justin bieber i thought to myself "he's probably going to replace the jonas brothers" and that's pretty much exactly what happened and now tbh i'd do anything to get our fellow jobros back

  11. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    Don't let them in -- don't let them see;
    be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel ~ don't let them know... well
    now
    they
    know .

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    I can't escape
    the s t o r m
    inside of me. ~~~~~~~~

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    If your dreams don't scare you,
    [x] [x] [x] they aren't >> big << enough.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

  15. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    cause of death: too shy to call ambulance.

  16. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 6:29pm UTC
    when i was at McDonalds this really cute guy took my order, and he asked me 10 times what size drink i wanted., i finally answered with "i like your face"....
    i'm an awesome flirter.

  17.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    What happened at school today-
    Student: Valentine's Day is almost here!
    Me: Ughh, there gonna be giving out those flowers and I know I aint getting one.
    Guidance Counselor: A lot of people aren't getting one Mel, maybe to make yourself feel happy you should send the flowers to yourself ya know, put ' secret admirer ' to make it interesting and spicy!
    Me:
    Student:
    Guidance Counselor:
    other classmates:
    Hispanics:
    Italians:
    Russians:
    Germans:
    Animals:
    Rocks:
    Me: I'll do it.

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 5:46pm UTC
    Teacher: How do you guys remember when Hurricane Irene hit?
    Friend: It was the day I turned 16
    Friend: ​It was the day my current boyfriend had the courage to ask me out.
    Friend: ​It was the day I cared for my family when they were all sick.
    Friend: ​It was the day my family and I bonded the most.
    Me: I was at Staples because school was supposed to the start the next day
    but I was too lazy to go school supply shopping earlier so I did it then but
    when I was looking for binders my girlfriend called me and I answered the
    phone and she said I was too awkward and broke up with me and I started
    crying in the middle of Staples.
    Everyone: ...

  19. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    *stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

  20. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    Does he even know I obsess over him? Does he know how much pain he put me through? Does he know how much I cried for him? Does he even have a little clue about what I say about him? Does he know?
    Does he think about how much I love him? Does he think about how much pain and tears I put up with, just to try to get a change with him? Does he think about how he's always on my mind? Does he think?
    Does he love the way I love him? Does he love the way I act around him? All giggly, and woozy? Does he love me? Does he love?

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