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  1. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:41am UTC
    I want you so bad , I would give up anything . I planned on being with you & only you . I dont want you to leave . It will kill me . But I guess , if your happy without me ,Im happy too. I love you ..

  2. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:02am UTC
    At times I feel as if the world revovles around everybody but me

  3. Br33zyLovesYou Br33zyLovesYou
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    knocking while you
    open the door
    kinda defeats the purpose.
    Sincerly, teenagers.

  4. Shainaluvturtles Shainaluvturtles
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Teacher: School's almost over
    Teacher: And this is crazy
    Teacher: But here's 3 projects
    Teacher: Due by Friday

  5. BeKaHlYnN BeKaHlYnN
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    What to do before I die.
    If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
    Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
    Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
    Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
    Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
    Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
    Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
    Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
    Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
    Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
    Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
    Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
    Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
    Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
    Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
    Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
    Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

  6. katielauziere katielauziere
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:49am UTC
    Me&My friend have been cutting ourselves.
    &we wanna tell people so they can help us stop.
    if we get 100 faves, well tell one more person
    if we get 150 faves, well tell 2 people.
    please fave, we need the help & it isnt for faves.
    nmf


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  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
    While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
    "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

  11. Livingformatfree Livingformatfree
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:08pm UTC
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  12. desireelynn1001 desireelynn1001
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I hate it when
    people critize my music.

  13. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Format by Shauna1612
    In the morning there's a huge difference between
    6:00 and 6:05

  14. ShoutoutToTheKids ShoutoutToTheKids
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kids
    Whose life has been saved by music.

  15. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Did you ever think that maybe..
    he doesn't text you first because he's scared he's annoying you?
    he doesn't talk to you in the halls because he's too nervous?
    he doesn't ask you to chill because he's worried you'll think he's boring?
    he doesn't call you because he thinks he's not good enough for you?
    he doesn't tell you he likes you because he doesn't think you like him back?
    he doesn't ask you out because he's scared of rejection?
    Did you ever thinkthat maybe..
    guys feel like this too?

  16. desireelynn1001 desireelynn1001
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I've always wondered, if I died right now,
    who would actually care..
    and who would just brush it off like nothing ever happened.

  17. Beautiful_World_Ugly_Souls Beautiful_World_Ugly_Souls
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    You can't save everybody,
    no matter how hard you try.
    There comes a time when people need to save themselves,
    or they'll never survive..

  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Is empty an emotion?

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Facebook:
    Your realize how different you are from people
    Witty:
    You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
    nmf.

  20. Beautiful_World_Ugly_Souls Beautiful_World_Ugly_Souls
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Time will destroy us

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