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oHeyItzSarah
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January 19, 2012 5:33pm UTC

DEAR LIFE,
When I asked you, "Could this get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, NOT a challenge.

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SpiderWomen123
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 4:19pm UTC

So you're the b*tch
That told the b*tch
That im a b*tch
Well listen here b*tch
It takes a b*tch
To know a b*tch
B*tch

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xostoryxo
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC

& the girl who always laughed it off
cried

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i_live_in_my_fantasies
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February 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Fluffy Socks
2% Comfort
3% Warmth
95% Sliding around like a ninja

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joy12345
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Like if you ever pretended to text in an awkward situation?

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HeGivesMeHope
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February 2, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Girl...
YOUR FACE IS NOT A COLORING BOOK,
Chilll with the makeup!

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ForeverYounq_
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February 2, 2012 8:11pm UTC

So for this Valentine's day,
I'm not going to have a Valentine. I'm not going to have a special kiss. I'm not going to have anything for myself. This Valentine's day, I'm going to a cancer hospital for children. & I'm bringing bears. & I'm giving them to the children that don't get to celebrate Valentine's day the same way we do. The one's that don't go to school and get a valentine from each of their classmates. The one's that miss out. I really don't care anymore if I don't have a Valentine, I just want to make this day special for someone else. & that's all I want so that I can feel proud of myself, and feel proud of the children fighting for their lives to stay strong and fight cancer.
So next time you are thinking about being lonely for Valentine's day, think of the people fighting for their lives, and realize that you have it good and you don't need a boy or girl that doesn't need you.
- Jhansi.
nmf btw sorry.

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yourcool
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February 2, 2012 8:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

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idowhatidobecauseimme
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC

If I had a dollar for every time I faked a smile,
I would be a billionare.

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imwithstupid
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February 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC

"Thanks for the heads up,
I didn't realize you knew more about my life than I do."
rumors

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bbrox514
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February 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC

2012: Come at me bro!
1800: Advance towards me brotheren.

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anonymouus
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February 2, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Just remember, being alone on
Valentine's Day is no different
than any other day of your life.

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T_Cat5
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February 2, 2012 4:28pm UTC

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amberlylovesdinosaurs

posted a quote
February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Adele might set fire to rain,
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:39pm UTC

.
Falling in love with your best guy friend;;
it happens to everyone at least once

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
February 2, 2012 3:22pm UTC

So today, I'm eight weeks pregnant. :)
So, instead of being negative, like I have been, I want to share a memory of him and I with you.
It was summer of 2010. I was 14. He was 15.
It wasn't romantic yet.
We'd known each other through family friends for about nine years.
Of course I thought he was adorable.
The walk from the lake house we were staying in was 1/4 of a mile through the woods from the beach
It was getting late. He wanted to go home. I went with him and the walk to the house was mostly uphill.
I tripped by accident. I fell on him.
We both laughed it off, neither attempting to stand.
And there, out of the blue, on the ground, in the middle of the woods, on a cold summer night...
He kissed me.

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lillyann_13
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February 2, 2012 3:49pm UTC

FAVE.
if you think we should be able to
fave other people's comments on witty.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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